LOW ON CASH

Schools over and I need to get some more weed but i only have 7 dollars to last me over a month. I was wondering what you guys do to get quick cash??? over the semester, ive already done coinstar, steal from my parents, sell video games, steal from my sister, and sold my textbooks. I dont really know what to do now. I got a 50 dollar target gift card as an early christmas present, think my dealer will take that??? i doubt it..but thats all i got besides 7 dollars cash. i would get a job, but i dont want to.

You could go to the psych building at any local uniersity and sign up to do some retarded experiment all day for $8 an hour. I just recently got a quarter for letting some film students use my room for a set. Just follow the code of the budget smoker: be outgoing, resourceful, and...uh...I forget.

I have an idea. Don't steal from anyone, especially your family. That is low.

Whore yourself, hehe :D

top 10 ways for druggies to get money/drugs
1. steal parents jewlery/electronics to pawn, make sure it looks like a burgalry.
2. sperm bank.
3. wait outside of atm at night and jump someone after they take money out.
4. fuck weed, steal cough medicine with dxm in it.
5. have weed fronted to you and then sell some to your friends to pay the dealer back and smoke the left overs.
6. hang out with pot heads to smoke for free.
7. if a girl do some sexual favors.
8. dress scrubby and pretend to be homeless to beg for money.(it works i got $20 in about 4 hours)
9.mug an old lady for her pocket-book.
10. steal more from parents, best way to do this is to get there atm pin number, you can get this when you go shopping with them, then steal there card at night and take a liitle money out.


*if you chose to mug or jump anyone pick someone smaller than you whose alone, have a quick get away, remember theres cameras in most parking lots so i suggest you get away on foot so your cars license plate doesnt get on a camera. do it at night. and always wear a ski mask, its winter so you wont look suspicious.

if ur A GUY SPErm bank and if a girl start sucking

whatever you do don't listen to juggalo....those are not good idea's and that's the reason people tend to think pot heads are bad....although he did have an honest way or two...namely...sperm bank, hanging with potheads, and get shit fronted to you. don't start mugging people or stealing that gives pot heads 'round the world a bad wrap....hell get a gas can and a lawn mower and start walking around mowing yards.....me and my brother did that for a day came home with about 160 dollars bought us two ounces, a really nice acrylic bong and a really nice glass pipe

I was going to say donate plasma but uhhhhh wait a second.......

dont steal from ur fuckin parents man...dont

One thing you have to do, deal. trust me theres tons of people looking for weed. :D

if you have no illeagle drugs in your system you can donate sperm, so i guess potheads cant donate sperm

i ment CANT if you have illeagle drugs in your system

that jewelry suggestion sounds pretty damn fucked up. Petty theft is bad within itself, but jewelry theft? I think u will grow to hate karma man.

yeah your dumb, juggalo, never steal thats very looserish

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Originally Posted by juggalo420

top 10 ways for druggies to get money/drugs
1. steal parents jewlery/electronics to pawn, make sure it looks like a burgalry.
2. sperm bank.
3. wait outside of atm at night and jump someone after they take money out.
4. fuck weed, steal cough medicine with dxm in it.
5. have weed fronted to you and then sell some to your friends to pay the dealer back and smoke the left overs.
6. hang out with pot heads to smoke for free.
7. if a girl do some sexual favors.
8. dress scrubby and pretend to be homeless to beg for money.(it works i got $20 in about 4 hours)
9.mug an old lady for her pocket-book.
10. steal more from parents, best way to do this is to get there atm pin number, you can get this when you go shopping with them, then steal there card at night and take a liitle money out.


*if you chose to mug or jump anyone pick someone smaller than you whose alone, have a quick get away, remember theres cameras in most parking lots so i suggest you get away on foot so your cars license plate doesnt get on a camera. do it at night. and always wear a ski mask, its winter so you wont look suspicious.

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dude shut up

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

Schools over and I need to get some more weed but i only have 7 dollars to last me over a month. I was wondering what you guys do to get quick cash??? over the semester, ive already done coinstar, steal from my parents, sell video games, steal from my sister, and sold my textbooks. I dont really know what to do now. I got a 50 dollar target gift card as an early christmas present, think my dealer will take that??? i doubt it..but thats all i got besides 7 dollars cash. i would get a job, but i dont want to.

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Get a job you lazy son of a bitch :mad:

just start dealing thats what i used to do.........

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Originally Posted by BlastedTOtheSKY

i ment CANT if you have illeagle drugs in your system

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wow you are blasted to the sky....read it again...you had it right the first time lol you said you CAN donate sperm if you have no illegal drugs in yoru system. lol

RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A BUCK

I think the juggalo guy was trying to be funny and not serious... but I could be wrong. Best way I've found for getting money is getting a job, specially one that you get tips from. All the weed I smoke comes from my tip money, I don't think I ever use my regular salary to buy weed.

If your having problems getting money get some seeds and grow some weed for your personal use (dealing is optional I guess)

sell a kidney on the black market

Hmm don't hospitals usually give you like alot for a kidney?

sell you left nut,,

cut your hair off for locks of love it you have long hair

Or donate an arm or leg I hear those go for more then a kidney DaZenfmeister

sell your right nut,,

i wasnt trying to be funny, i have no morals.

Aren't you special?

I ever see you around my house at night, or dropping my sister off, you best run. Fast.

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Originally Posted by Buck268

Aren't you special?

I ever see you around my house at night, or dropping my sister off, you best run. Fast.

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here here,,funny shit man,,funny shit,,gotta love it,,wheres my sis??

shes in the back seat of my car

LOL, juggalo420 you are a very bad person, and it sounds like you dont give a shit about anything which is sad...

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Originally Posted by robert42

RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A BUCK

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holy shit i once did run around naked for dollar :eek: :eek:

dude buy like an ounce and get it fronted, then just sell of some of it to your friends and shit. youll prolly end up making profit if you do it right...then you can buy more bud and do it all over again :P

LOL JACK!!! hes right you dont need em if your that fuggn retared that you wouldnt get a job or grow it your damn self you dont need to be have n' kids you lazy FUCK!

you can donate sperm after 24 hours after tokeing but think about the kid man.. we really REALLY dont need anymore of you running around.

you could swap your pc for lots of bud then sell what u cant smoke

You can get $500 for a kidney on the black organ market. Sound pretty good to me...

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

Schools over and I need to get some more weed but i only have 7 dollars to last me over a month. I was wondering what you guys do to get quick cash??? over the semester, ive already done coinstar, steal from my parents, sell video games, steal from my sister, and sold my textbooks. I dont really know what to do now. I got a 50 dollar target gift card as an early christmas present, think my dealer will take that??? i doubt it..but thats all i got besides 7 dollars cash. i would get a job, but i dont want to.

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ill take your target card,,im not greedy,,i would of went to hardware in target and bought more pipe making supplys(sandpaper,,zigzags at smoke counter,dremmal tools,smaller hand saw with fine cut)and then bought my woman a card,,,,shes cool,,she knows i love my pot more than her,,and besides ,it keeps me alive,,,my opinion and hers finally!!!!,,,,,a glimpse of my workshop for pipe making,,shit,the rope from a tie down is still on hemp stem,,,hempheadjack

actually i already spent my target card on food, cause i had the munchies real bad, as usual

Don't steal ive done that b4, ur gonna feel hella bad after.. get someone to front u like half a zip.. and get people to fade on it and ull make ur money back and smoke for free :)

thats what ive BEEn doing this winter break, usually i just deal, but now i got ppl fading on my shit

buy 1oz from a dealer, then roll 30 joints with just enuff to get u high in. Go to lots of parties and sell the joints for £3, (or $5 or whatever strange currency u have in america) u make tonnes of cash.