Is there anything less enjoyable then smoking on the sideyard with a parent home?

its like *toke* relax... *look over shoulder!* smoking all quick until your a paranoid wasted mess then you stumble in like pass the biscuits mom.

omg i hate smoking when there's someone else home.
i get so paranoid, which is bad because it makes them suspicious..
so i just wait til they leave now :-/

Smoking and then having a cop roll up to you....

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

If you mean more enjoyable, smoking in the sideyard with a parent home that doesn't give a shit if you smoke, in fact they come out and smoke with you.

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that would be a dream come true.:stoned:
I nearly shit my pants cuz when i get paranoid with my parents around.
I try to do it in the garage in the backyard now, but i used to never go in there so my parents my are starting to get suspicious. i need a good vape or something...:(

...having a parent ask "what is that smell?"

LOL, been there, done that. :jointsmile:

i remember once i was taking BTs in my room. thats all i can remember.

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Originally Posted by zalami128

its like *toke* relax... *look over shoulder!* smoking all quick until your a paranoid wasted mess then you stumble in like pass the biscuits mom.

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I know what you mean, it's a rush haha, you get in ninja mode

:jointsmile:

I'm not supposed to blaze in the morning, but the early bird never gets caught flying.

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Is there anything less enjoyable then smoking on the sideyard with a parent home?

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yes, lots of things actually

like Matt the Funk said, a cop rolling up would be much more unenjoyable

haha I used to do the exact same thing while the parents would watch the news Id duck out that back door and toke, then id spend the rest of the session debating the probability that theyd come out

"Is there anything less enjoyable then smoking on the sideyard with a parent home?"

I'm guessing anything involving a trip to a proctologist's office would be far less enjoyable.

You cats got it easy,,,My dad would sucker punch me and my Mom would just smack me in the head,,,I had to act like it really hurt so she would stop,,,LoLzzz... If my Mom caught me smoking with my friends she would just bust it up and drag me off by my ear...

When my dad caught me smoking weed, all he said was, "keep it down! I can hear you coughing from the backyard!" :p

i used to smoke in my room alot and my mom never actually caught me red handed but one day i was all high and had just gotten done smoking walked out for a glass of water and shes like what were you doin in there. for some reason i ddint just say watching tv or reading i just said nothing and she knew and was pretty mad despite telling me before hand she knew it was harmless and so on. ever since then i havent really trusted her

My mom would be like "Hey you have weed? Let me have some. I'm all out."

What's worse? Not having any at all.....:(

If you grow without your parents consent. And then they find the plants lol. That would suck I bet.

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Originally Posted by Matt the Funk

If you grow without your parents consent. And then they find the plants lol. That would suck I bet.

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yeah, that happened to my friend. But it was at an apartment his parents were paying for him to live in while he went to college. They basicly barged in one day and found his entire master bedroom closet full of the works. They were pissed.

One time I smoked on the side of my parents house with a neighbor my age. We are standing up against the fence dividing the front and back yard. All of the sudden I can see my dad peeping through the cracks of the fence at us. So I start hitting my friend kind of like "hey look, my dad is creeping on us, pay attention, or be quiet".......he had no clue why I was tapping him on the shoulder and just starts running his mouth about getting high......80(

My parents are cooperative with me. It's something I am grateful for when I consider how much they've done for me and how lenient they are with my debilitating habits. I wonder if my parents figure me perma-fried and lost all hope? I guess that's why they say you should never try to prove something to anyone else.

thats a beutiful thing, i agree. but what would be even better is if i could smoke with my parents...'hey mom, take another hit from the bong and tell me about the seventies'

The first time I got caught my Dad tried to pull the smoke till you get sick routine. It didn't work.