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I've been reading about doing this alot, and I've heard good things about it. So what do you do? So far I know you turn the shower on as hot as possible to the room gets all steamy then you toke. Does the steam make the smell go away? Are you supposed to open a window? How can I make it so someone can come in right after I'm done smoking?
take a shower so the smell is covered up. Use a pipe and doob tube. Spray some axe afterwards.
get your own place
I'm sorry, but thats not possible at the age of 14.Quote:
Originally Posted by logie_boy
Damn son 14! You spark it first you know? Get it in the air, then you turn the water on. So while your smoking the water is getting hot. By the time any of the smoke clears you should of dip set by then. Dont worry man I still smoke in my moms bathroom when I go over there. I know what its like to be smoking under someone else's roof. Dont worry about it bro we all have to go through it at one point in our lives.
fair doo's
it wasnt untill i moved out that found out that my mum couldn't smell hash
she knows i toke, so when i was visiting her i said i was going to roll a joint and go for a walk, so she said, just smoke it in the kitchen, so when i was smoking it her boyfriend was complaining that it stunk and my mum proclaimed that she couldn't smell a thing, even when she came through the kitchen, the eventually smelt it when i stuck it under her nose, i offered her a toke as a joke then she had a couple of puffs and went back to watch the tv, leaving me in the kitchen shocked, i wish i new that when i stayed with her then i would'nt have been hanging out my bedroom window every night once everyone was sleeping to smoke a joint
Can't you just take it outside on the side of the house or something? Bathroom smoking is risky. Even if you do everything right (like turn on the shower and plug the door with a towl) you can still smell the pot. I used to do it in the shower at my dorm until I realized when we opened the door all the smoke escaped and stunk everything up anyway so now we just do it in our rooms.
I just turn on the fan and hope the smell goes away...never really put much thought into it.
Ok, thanks. Should I spray lysol or Febreeze or whatever I've got?
febreeze air effects. eliminates odors. Its a life saver.
I do it every night.
Simple Directions:
Open the window.
Turn the shower on.
Sit by the window and smoke while blowing smoke out window. Keep open when done for fresh air circulation.
When done smoking hop in the shower and use some good smelling bodywash.
After your out spray a little axe or something if you want and just walk out like normal.
OR: Use these steps I made when I first started smoking in my bathroom.
My Steps to Easy Bathrom Smoking
1. Place towel at base of bathroom door to prevent escaping smell
2. Open/Crack your Window
3. Start up very hot and steamy shower
4. Turn on Bathroom Fan
5. Pack bowl and blow your hits out the window
6. Step in the Shower and use body wash and shampoo
7. Spary some axe or something if you want once your out
9. Clean up bathroom (Turn off fan, Remove door towel)
10. Walk out like normal
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When I lived with my folks, I smoked in the bathroom, with no window, but to shower as well. I'll explain:
What I first did is I got naked (of course to shower), then I turned on the water, on full hot water. I let it get a little steamy in there, then I turned on the exaust fan on the roof. I had to use a chair to reach up there, but I sparked up my bowl, held my hit, then blew the smoke directly up the exhaust fan. Those fans lead to outside, so outside the smell went. I also lifted my bowl near the exhaust fan to catch any dirfting smoke coming from the bowl.
When I was done toking, I sprayed, a little bit of deoderant body spray, like Axe for example. Don't overdue it on the spray, or that could be a giveaway. I then jumped in the4 shower, and the steam, smell from the soap and shampoo, took care of them smell.
Again, I did this with no window at all and never once got busted, or could smell cannabis when I was done. You MUST shower though, as the steam and smells from soaps and shampoos do a nice job of clearing the air and covering it up.
Hope that helps some. :)
It does help alot, but my house is OOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD and has no exhaust fans, locks, etc.
just smoke outside the house its the safest option or find a mates house who's parents are comfortable with it
yea use a doob tube and spray axe into the shower wen u take a hit and yea turn the water on really hot
deep breath...Again he asked a fuckin question answer it.
You want to know how to smoke in the bathroom. Buy a Lexus.
The big thing about bathroom blazin is the window by the shower and the fan thats in maybe 70 % of bathrooms. Steam helps and im sure it pushes it up and out. Steam alone wont do shit ur parents will just be like what kind of nasty ass body wash did u use...counterproductive. smoke has to go somewhere same as if u just took a shower in hot water
ok, say you take a shower in the morning, and want to toke up befor school. Turn the shower on as hot as possible and let room get all steamy, then place a wet towl under the door,(so smoke doesnt escape out of the bathroom.) Then have a doob tube handy, and open a window, and blow all smoke into doob tube or out window. Then after ur done smoking, (i sugest a joint,(smokes fast). Jump in a hot shower. Then get out, and spray some axe/ lysol or other product like that. :rasta: :rasta: :thumbsup:
If it isnt a J/Blunt then dont flick your bic too loud because it could be recognized and instant suspicion.
Bring a candle to relight silently if its a bowl.
If my mom asks why I wasn't wet from the shower I just tell her I turned on the shower and then took a massive dump and decided not to go in the shower after. Don't smoke joints. If you can put ur hole head out the window, in my bathroom i can stick my whole body out (I only do at night or very early though). Don't forget to close the window. Don't underestimate the smell of weed, it's very strong. Don't forget to flush the ash down the toilet if u dump it in there. Make sure u have a towel under the door. Make sure nobody is going to be in the bathroom atleast a half hour after you toke, sooo many times i've been caught this way, thankfully my parents don't ground me for it they just let me know they caught me (it doesn't really matter if my dad goes in the bathroom because he's always high so he doesn't even notice the smell). I'm very high, these here are some basic tips, because i've been caught wayy to many times.
No locks?! Man, my door is locked 24/7, I couldn't live without locks :pimp::rasta:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFatKid
:hippy::rastasmoke::jointsmile::jointsmile::joints mile:
EDIT: LOOK AT MY POST COUNT ITS 1,337 !! sweet.
Actually if I smoke in the bathroom I smoke while I'm taking a shower with the window open. I know it doesn't really work but it helps. It's just way more relaxing being in your shower smokin a J (of course not directly under the water LOL) and being in there for another 2 hours just enjoying it..paradise :).
Well Orange man i find a dilemma
I heard you like the j in the shower (course not directly under) and i thought well if its good enough for you then its good enough for me so im gonna try it. Then again i promised for like the 4th time that i would never try a joint with my weed again...I always hate it then hate myself for wasting it : (...Then i thought if i smoke a blunt in there im gonna fall down and fuckin crack my head on the tub...ouch..
Then i took a hit and decided thats where id do my next waterfall bong...tonight.
Thanks..i know itll be great.
haha, the thing AlwaysBlazed said about the massive dump was halarious.
i'm sort of interested in this shower thing to but i'm new to all this so i'm not sure if i would try it anytime soon. good luck FatKid if you do try it.
My joints usually last long. For about 5-10 mins. I smoked a joint outside and thought that I might have ended up getting too high from how long it lasted. If you hate the joints burning up so fast you should either roll a really fat one or roll a double joint. I bought like 5 100 pk zig zags so I can waste rolling paper like that lol, I just stick the two papers together and take another and cut the gum paper off and stick it in the middle, I like doing it that way. They last longer then.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlazinTreesX3
Its safer than smoking in your room right?
Thanks O man but 2 papes would be < than 1 for me
Im crazy i know and it dont make sense and 80 % of you love js and its a normal thing but i swear the paper taste takes away my high and its basically wasted...im always pissed. I think the only way for me would be the clear ones ive enjoyed those a couple times now...
If rather just roll half a blunt than a lil dinky stinky j that turns yellow and black and ugh...
Blazin in the bathrooms what its all about no place thats easier. One time i rolled a blunt in the bathroom and sealing it up it caught on fire and i was liek i dont give a fuck then i watched as my aunt went in and smelled it and looked around for a min with me sitting liek right there near the b room and it was just embarrassing cuz its obvious it was me and i didnt smoke i but she didnt know that... i wanted to go I JUST ROLLED THE BLUNT I SWEAR...counterproductive...
best way to do it- use a doob tube, blow hits into the fan, then take a shower with lots of bodywash/soap. that will completley get rid of the smell, works everytime. brush your teeth after and spray some deodorant on yourself to be 110% safe.
dont bother with a towel under door unless you have 1 inch + gap, the smoke tends to rise and cling to objects rather then hang around the floor and seep under the door.
the longer you hold the smoke in, the less smoke u exhale... so do that, and blow every hit out the window. in the meantime, the water in the shower doesnt have to be burning hot... just enough to make the room a little foggy. spray frebreeze when ur done, just to make sure, then jump in the shower and brush ur teeth when u get out. i smoke in the bathroom all the time.. the only requirement is- u need a window.
Simple Answer: You have to have a ceiling fan. It's the one requirement, along with other things you can use to help (spray, etc.)
Just smoke in the bathroom.
I don't know how hard that can be.
I smoked in my bathroom for the fuck of it this moring. I think its nice to look at all the reflections from the mirror and I even turned the shower on for affect. I think the little sauna that I get is kind of tranquil so I might just do it every morning.
Ceiling fans just help the smell circulate. DON'T turn on your fans unless you have a window that is big enough and can open it all the way without any screening. Or anything blocking the air from circulating. If you smoke in your room and turn on your fan and burn an inscent trust me it just makes it worse. My mom doesn't care but every time I smoke in the house and she smells it she comes where I'm at and tells me to do something about the smell lol. It's happened to me so many times it's actually funny now that I think back on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob the Awesome
i got fucked smoking in the bathroom... but it was also the fact that i rolled a joint out of a receipt haha. i think the smell leftover was from the paper. so maybe just make sure youre smoking out of a peice. or better yet make a vaporizor out of a light bulb. then you can get ripped sitting in your room.
Smoking in the bathroom is nasty. Not sure why, but the two times I've done it, I felt like throwing up. I love toking outside. Seriously, that's semi-fiend status. Just go dump the trash, say you're going to the park, walking to get some food, or something.
Much. I tried smoking in my room tonite and didn't work out so well.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFatKid
if somebody already hasnt ill explain the perfect way
Turn on shower hot as possible then turn on the fan so the shower covers the noise of the fan incase your parents are that suspecious of the fan which mine can...
than stick a towel under the door so smoke doesnt get out
maybe spray some febreeze before you toke
wait till bathroom is completely steamy
than light it up
try to blow your hits towards the fan, i can just stand on the toilet and the fan is right above me so all second hand smoke goes straight into the fan also...
i usually ash in the toilet and DONT FORGET TO FLUSH IT IF YOU DO
or ash in the shower and let it run down the drain...
after done smoking spray some febreeze ESPECIALLY on the clothes and towels and shower curtain of the bathroom because smoke gets in the clothes and smells
once your done spraying which you will probably be high as hell
turn off the fan than the shower...
than flush the toilet if you ashed in it
and your home free
Or to have a wicked time, follow Genuine's instructions, but take a shower after. Use a lot of shampoo, soap, and the smell is GONE. Also at the end use a lot of soap/axe/body wash. Get out of the shower and turn it on cold for a minute, this rushes all the hot vapor (loaded with the detergents) into the air.
Not only does this kill the smell, but showering baked is a religious experience sometimes. You can hear the rhythm of the water, feel each bead... pretty awesome.
the reffer dont you gotta conserve water though? ahaha