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i was just reading my biss piss me off thing in the current events section and I realized something. Spring is coming....you know what that means right....bees, thats what. Scary ass, fuzzy, golden and brown, winged tiny terrors with an appetite for destruction. Ewww and other buggies too. Like ants and spiders....and those locust things with the big red eyes and they buzz....*shivers*....I hate bugs....
well the friendly neighbourhood podge will come to protect you
i have a bee sting in my hand from about 10 year ago
a little grey dot right in the middle
personally i dont mind bugs, theres no dangerous ones over in th UK
so if it cant kill me, i dont mind them
good description of those furry little fuckers tho lol
yay! But yeah their so damn fuzzy and their cute...but its deceiving. I mean even the word, bumblebee is cute...but their fuckers. Its sucks in the summer b/c your just sitting there and then you hear that "bzzzzz" in your ear, and then I have to act all spastic and freak out and look lik a moron until it flies away...grrr...last year we froze one and put it on a string though. It was magical!
....And why would a bee need roller blades? wtf?
look what i pulled out a loft last week
waspnest
bumble bee does sound cute, i can imagine a human size, fat fluffy fucker
and hugging it when im stoned lol
well that bee looks kinda like the bee is laughing
perhaps they are lollerskates . . . how sad am i lol
and chisme, that is a big fuckin nest
was it live?
Holy hell....and I like the pic of your thumbs up haa
bee's like lipton brisk ice tea in cans. i left mine stittin on the brick trim of my garage while i was doin some fixit shit and came back for a cool refreshing swig of brisk baby and sure enuff i got a mouf full (3 or 4" yellow jackets and they bit the shit outta the inside of my mouth before i could spittem out i should have chuged them fuckers down and introduced them to some acid
haha my uncle drank some coke with a bee inQuote:
Originally Posted by masterjointsmith
had to go to hospital
or should i say waspital
im gettin cheesier by the second
I had bees and other bugs. The other day there was a flying bug in one of my classes and it was coming right for my face and I thought it was a wasp and I freaked out. It turns out it wasnt a wasp though and I felt silly.
ive got a stockpile of raid, and im waitin for the little fucks.
i used to play tennis, but i can't anymore (med probs)
so i find it very relaxing to take practice swings at the bees... :D
Bees don't bother me. I figure if I don't bother them, they won't bother me, plus they don't go around stinging people for no reason.
Wasps on the other hand I hate! Now they are little fuckers! They sting for no reason and have had that pleasure a few times now. I like to trap one under a glass and tease the bastard till it dies. :D
get a glass sobe bottle, put an inch or two of koolaid in the bottom, and set outside.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
in a day, you'll have a few hundred dead wasps and yellow jackets :D
locusts are cool, i love playing with 'em after they've shed their shell...
spiders don't bother me.. they scare the liiving shit outta the wife tho...
ants are just annoying..
and finally bees, atleast honey bees don't even hurt me when they sting me.. i mean i know it's there, it's not exactly comfterable... but it just feels like i'm being pinched... if you got alot of bees, get you a can of WD40... i swear to god, when a honey bee stings you, take out the stinger and spray it with WD40, it stops hurting almost immediately... lol i learned it at the weirdest place too... on CMT when some country star was showing off her garden, massive ammounts of flowers, and then she comes around to bees and says "we keep a can of WD40 for stings, if you spray it on a sting, it stops hurting"
:wtf: it actually works lol...
carpenter bees, yellow jackets and red wasps on the other hand... scare the living shit outta me... the yellow jackets and red wasps are the winged creatures of terror... i ain't never been stung by them, but i've known someone who was, and he told me it was about 10x worse then a bee sting.
it's hard to stay calm but honestly, they won't fuck with you, if you don't swat at them or something... they may fly by but it's not to attack you, there just doing their own thing... if you do swat at them tho, you better run... cuz they do have an amazing ability to distinguish and remember their target... and they aren't scared of shit... they'll attack an elephant without thinking twice...
yellow jackets really do go around stinging people because they are pissed off. In september and october or whenever it is that it gets cold, ( and it is time to harvest ganja) they start getting really pissed because they know they are gonna die, so they think what better way to die than to sting the shit out of somebody. together. i got hit by like 10 of those fuckers once. i hated it. don't grow weed near yellow jacket holes or nest or whatever the fuck they live in
lol the they don't go around stinging for nothing statement was for the honey bees... i guess i shoulda clarified.
lol wanna have some fun wiht a yellow jacket or wasp? catch one alive and un harmed (with a cup) put him in a ziplock bag, throw him in the freezer for 3-5 minutes... get about a 2 foot long string of sewing thread, and do this quickly, dump the wasp out, tie the thread around his midsection making sure to not tie his wings or legs to his body, and tie the other end to something else...
in a minute or so he'll wake up, and you have a wasp on a leash... i've tested it so it does work... lmao it's funny too...
you don't gotta worry about them stinging you while they're asleep, so don't be paranoid, just be quick, in a minute or so they're gonna start waking up (fully waking up takes a good 30 seconds tho)
the winged creatures of terror award goes to.................The Seabees! bees with guns, doesn't get any better than that.
it's a plane! it's a bird! no! it's superman.. o.0Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
http://is.tc.cc.tx.us/~mstorey/honeybee.jpg
honey bee
http://allergy.peds.arizona.edu/sout...llowjacket.jpg
yellow jacket...
i may be wrong, but a honeybee is a bee and a yellow jacket is a wasp....
the yellow jackets we get around here look nothing like bees.. they look like a small wasp
bees? buch of bumble-cocksuckers! I'm of Wasp heritage...
bzzzz...
I'm buggin out.
I got a yellow jacket problem here... a little gas down the hole and the prob is gone... I had a ant prob till i cut down the Oak tree the were living in... Here it's illegal to destroy a honey bee colony,,,I mean who is going to get caught,,,but we are actually supposed to call the county if we come across one...
when i was a kid i would go to different ant hills and take a shovel full of the little buggers and put them in a bucket, get like two or three ant hills in there and you have quite the royal rumble!~
I used to collect red ants and black ants it diff coffee cans... when i had enough of each I made a box put dirt,grass,rocks,and sticks in it then dump all the ants in it... They would start fighting immediately...Even tho the reds are half the size of the blacks the red army always wins,,,LOLz...
I wish someone would blow a huge fucking bonghit into a nest, and film it and see what happens. I can just see all them just flying around in a circle not knowing what to do being stoned outa their tiny little minds.
YouTube - Japanese giant hornet vs. European honey bee clip
ahhhh My friend Nick and I have done that but instead of string we used dental flossQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
There is nothing wrong with bees. I get stung maybe 10 times a year on a bad year, but they still don't scare me away. :) It seems that no matter where I go, there is a bee there within 5 - 10 minutes and they always like beeing (pun intended) around me for some reason. Ya soon it will bee bee season again and time to get ready to be stung.
Stripedseed
i havent been stung since i was 7. And when I did i got stung on my titty because we were throwing rocks at beesnests for fun...looking back at it its funny but at the time I had to ice my nipple.
im allergic to them
hooray epipen
boo steroids :(
yo bees are the shit, if a bee stings you it dies so it makes sure it has a damn good fuckin reason!
Aye exactly. I was climbing rocks today and came about a bee nest. I slowly went up it, constantly reminding myself to not feel fear and that I was not going to harm them, and I managed to climb over the fucking nest without a single bite!Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
It was crazy hearing their loud buzz and feeling some of them landing on me, but it had to be done. My other 2 mates did the same and no one got bit.
Anyway, in some countries they eat bees!! :P
i haaaaaaaate yellowjackets.. they fuckin always sting me when i get my laundry in from outside.. they are always stuck to the clothes and when i pull the clothes down it pisses them off and they either land in my hair or sting me! it sucks! no wonder why my mom makes me do it.