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If, theoretically, you could travel back in time, what historical figure would you make sure you smoked out? For me, Henry II comes to mind, so that when the English common law was made it would include the fact that all citizens are encouraged to toke. LOL tell me your thoughts.
I would have to say Bill Clinton and even though he wasn't real, Robin Hood, because me and him have a lot in common. This organiztion I'm in called Food Not Bombs steals food from upscale restuarants or wherever we can find it and we feed the homeless and hungry in this city I live in.
Benjamin Franklin. He was an inventor and a the ultimate diplomat and statesman.
He was also a womanizer and was known for his humor.
Any day Ben!
Albert Einstein
I just think he would be amusing as fuck.
jesus..thatd be sweet
Richard M.Nixon. Even as a kid I remember thinking that he looked so uptight that if one shoved coal up his ass,he'd shit dimonds...He really looked like he needed to chill!
Wow,talk about stoned-out extastencial (sp) thinking!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Overstoned
socrates for his insane philosiphies or jerry garcia
Hell yes, Bill Clinton; then I'd announce to the world "HEY, WORLD, BILL DID INHALE!"Quote:
Originally Posted by timothylearyisdead
Um....probably Thomas Jefferson. He's just so badass and cool. Besides he was a stoner anyway.
Hell yes, he was. God, he must be so sad to see what American government has become. He's probably up there shaking his head dejectedly and passing the bowl to Washington.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Oh i know, his ideas of limited government are great. I think that he was truly a genius.
Oh, he was definitly the greatest American ever. Not that cock Ronald Reagan that was voted that title on that list thingy.
You mean that History channel list? Because Oprah beat out like 3/4 of the country on that list. How screwd up is THAT?
:rastasmoke:
Rasputin
Marx
Lennon
Siddhartha Guatama
FDR
Hitler (to kick him in the balls)
Ghandi
Martin Luther King Junior
Jesus
:hippy:
You wouldn't kick Rasputin in the balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleLefty90
Mark Twain. For such an early time period, his writings are STILL funny today.
Salvador Dali. He was bizarre enough already, I just would like smoke with him.
Marie Antoinette
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Thomas Jefferson
John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, and Marilyn Monroe (I'd need them all three together in this fantasy)
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
Homer...you know...who sang "They Odyssey"
Oooh! Wish I'd thought of him. Good one!Quote:
Originally Posted by memoryburner
And Geoffrey Chaucer needs to be added to my list while we're at this.
the monopoly man, i kno hes not historical, but hes still funny as fuck with his little hat and mustache n shit.
henry the eigth cos hes got plenty of women for later on
kermit the frog cos hes got the same middle name as henry
Bob Marley
John Lennon
Andre Hicks
Pac & B.I.G.
Socrates
Plato
Aristotle
Mahatma
Martin Luther King
Hitler when he was still an artist (probably give him some acid too) so WWII wouldn't have happened.
Gregor Mendel, just to show him how his work has benefited mankind.
Thomas Jefferson
Julius Caesar
Leon Trotsky
Che Guevara
Thomas Edison
Well, since I live in Abe Lincoln's old stompin' grounds, I figure I owe it to him to smoke him out..
He DOES have one sweet ass library, I mean COME ON. ~
uhh id go with Thomas Jefferson... i think he should run for president.... ben franklin would be scary stoned i think...
also i think it would be classic to smoke with rasputin
hes not historical but I wanna smoke with Olly Williams aka the angry weatherguy....."WE GONNA SMOKE!"
"YOU WANT THIS DOG?"Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
hahahahahahah! God all of his quotes are great, especially when hes in that storm and hes asked if he needs anything.
Tom: Wheres your umbrela?
Olly: It turned inside out and its 2 miles away!
Tom: do you need anyuthing?
Olly: yeah some soup!
Tom: what kind?
Olly:CHUNKY!
Tom:anything else?
Olly:SOme chips!
Mahatma Ghandi--- so we could discuss religion and politics and deep shit like that.
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Jesus, Mark Twain, and even though hes not real peter pan.
It's goin RAIN!
It would be intimidating as hell but a guy like Winston Churchill would surely be interesting to sit around and blaze with :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:
Aside from Churchy, I'd say someone along the lines of Stanley Kubrick :)
Sun Tzu,GOD,Plato,Bob Marley,jim Morrison,Karl Marx,Alexander the great,Ivan the IV of Russia,siddhartha,Malcolm x, MLK, and the list goes on.Damn good topic if I do say so myself.
Westwood,
R.I.P bruv.
lol
Vlad Tepes
Nicholi Tesla
Charles Darwin
Napoleon Bonaparte
Frederick Douglas
Not to mention the "Trail of Tears"...................I'm sorry but I got to qoute a song. "If Hitler was on the $20 bill, how would the Jews feel?"Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Edit: But yeah, I would toke with FDR, I mean imagine the Ideas he would be coming up with. Wild
Plato, socretes, einstien, vincent van gogh, etc...
Gandhi
Che Gue Varra
Bob Marley
John Lenon
Tupac
Big L
B.I.G.
Eazy E
Malcolm X
Martin Luther King
Kurt Cobain
Big Pun
I'd smoke weed with Ghandi just to hear his thoughts on the drug. Then I would deny him water when his mouth got dry while informing him that he inhaled in an illegal substance and must repent, but couldn't because of the dry-mouth that ails him. He would then calmly accept his objective without being victimized by the crowd he leaves in doubt, instead he takes responsibility for the disruption he has caused and demands he fast for two whole weeks. The prompt hunger from the majestic plant would set in and Ghandi would soon recognize and revere the plant known as Marijuana.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrNiceGuy420