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just an idea,
WHATS THE DUMMEST THING YOU HAVE DONE WHILE WASTED,
EG,
I WAS LOOKING FOR MY BOOTS THE OTHER DAY FOR TEN MINUTES,
AND THEY WERE ON MY FEET,
I COULDN`T FIND MY WALLET THE OTHER DAY
AFTER A LONG SEARCH MY WOMAN FOUND IT IN THE FRIDGE
OH WE LAUGHED
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE:rasta:
EAAASY
this one time, I turned off my caps lock key, oh what a day.
oh aint we a witty one
this one time i was going to do an impersination off a tosserQuote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
but MELONCOLY beat me to it, :thumbsup:
I got lost in my shed.....dont ask how it happened...it was so dark...I kept turning around and around and couldnt find anybody....Even though the shed is tiny.
but seriously, once I was stoned, and shining a high powered green laser out my window (these things are insane by the way) and flashed it towards two people by a motorbike, possibly the fuzz, who shined a torch back at me, I turned off all my lights and sat under my window in the dark for a few minutes before realising how fucking paranoid I was being.
but I was also growing at the time...
i once put the milk in the cupboard where the glasses go. it was there for a good 9 hours
well im consistently stoned so i manage to misplace, break, eat, and manipulate certian important objects everyday. the milk in the cupboard is probably my erbel subconcious most favorite game to play. the worst though i think would be the time i left my atm card ontop of a local gas stations gas pump.
thats better meloncoly, have you cheered up a bit,Quote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
look i found my caps lock key
take it eaaasy bro:rasta:
easy :)