A funny story of mine will make you laugh.

Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes fat so its like a boob almost) and you are kissing me on the neck saying "mmmm Lorena mmm" and at the same time he said I was rubbing my dick on his lower back and I actually just about mounted him until he fully woke up and slapped me hard as shit and I wake up from this very powerful slap to the face after having a awesome sex dream and my pants were pulled down with my hand holding my erect dick and I swear to god I was not aware of me doing this. Ever since that time I am scared to sleep next to a family member. Oh also haha once when I was very very young I had to sleep with my cousin and in the morning I wake up on top of her lol. (Lorena was one of my old girlfriends)

That was kinda disturbing :wtf:

hahahahahaha ah...that was really funny but weird at the same time

"I think marijuana should be legal, I do! And I think if you've got a really hot cousin you should be able to fuck, just once." Dave Attell
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Thats pretty nasty

LMFAO

:D :D haha thats funny but kinda disturbing

i think you've been confirmed as "one weird fuck" lol.

i agree, thats wrong as fuck... but kinda funny..

yes i agree it was weird but i couldent talk to my pa for like a few days... now we just look back and laugh.... you can do some crazy shit when your sleeping... I swear but I have to say its one of the funniest thins that I think ever happened... even tho its sorta sick.... ive seen people walk around and talk and open doors while they are completly a sleep.... sleeping is such a weird thing....