i have a lightbulb stuck in my butt and everytime i have a good idea, it lights up...

really fucking brightly...




honestly just kidding but read the rest of it.... very fucking funny







I don't suppose there's a message board out there (or member) that could honestly claim to not resemble this at times. We're all guilty! I read it, had a laugh and just had to pass it on.


How many message board readers does it take to change the light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their chickens and a light bulb.

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

i thought it was funny

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How many message board readers does it take to change the light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

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that part was VERY funny IMO but the rest is just a little over-board...lol it would be a big thread just for someone to change a bulb..

Thanks for the laugh:)

haha true true

Just saw the title, and thought you were making fun of my avatar or something... Had to look!

Hahaha that so friggin true!

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Originally Posted by Jderringer

Just saw the title, and thought you were making fun of my avatar or something... Had to look!

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gnaw, i was making fun of a movie... that dick roberts, child hood star or what ever its called, it has David spade in it... and it shows how hes a looser, because as a kid he was an actor, and never had a "typical" child hood, so he pays this family like 50,000 dollars to adopt this guy in his 30s, to "raise" him from birth...

you forgot about the 2 who were holding the ladder lol:S2:

what about the 18 hippies that will say, "why cant u guys use flourescent lighting to save elecricity?"