Note to my daughters teacher.
My 7yo daughter was sick a few days last week. The following is the note I wrote her teacher:
Dear Ms. Raye,
Please excuse Rachel for being absent Wednesday - Friday of last week. She must have had some sort of a virus because she suffered through freakishly violent, explosive episodes of vomiting. I kid you not, they were "Exorcist" like in their velocity. Really scary stuff!
Thank you,
Randy
Think she might have lol ed when she read it? Or maybe thought, WTF?
Note to my daughters teacher.
Projectile vomiting is not to sneered at! Shit sucks! Hope she's on the mend and you to after dealing with that!
Peace
Buddy
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Thanks my Buddymyfriend. All is good now. It was really bad for a day...not so bad the next...and just let her stay Fri so she could have 3 days to rest. My son got it to. 2 days...then all is okay. Evidently it's something going around in the area. Sucked for the kids AND ME!
Note to my daughters teacher.
oh man I hope you dont get it too!
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^ I know! Crossing fingers and taking in LOTS of liquids in hopes of flushing it out before it can get a hold.
Note to my daughters teacher.
LOL thats hilarious, my dad and step mom always say things like that. Or those random notes your teacher gives you home for your parents to sign my dad will sign it like Neal Armstrong or Jackie Chan and ive never really been bothered about it.
Note to my daughters teacher.
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Originally Posted by Oh F Yeah
My 7yo daughter was sick a few days last week. The following is the note I wrote her teacher:
Dear Ms. Raye,
Please excuse Rachel for being absent Wednesday - Friday of last week. She must have had some sort of a virus because she suffered through freakishly violent, explosive episodes of vomiting. I kid you not, they were "Exorcist" like in their velocity. Really scary stuff!
Thank you,
Randy
Think she might have lol ed when she read it? Or maybe thought, WTF?
LOL!
I lol'd so im sure she did. I wonder what your daughter thought when she saw her teaching laughing at the fact shes been ill. lol.
Hope shes ok now though.
Note to my daughters teacher.
lol that is the jokesest shit i read today
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yeah id say^
the onyl time ive ever projectile vomited was after i got food poisoning at DQ. It was really shitty feeling, but in retrospect, cool as hell cause it went literally like 5 feet.
Note to my daughters teacher.
i surely dont mean to piss on your parade, but i dont think that was partiularly the best way you could have handled that...i mean, what is she to think about you, a parent, saying something like that? we all know you meant it in a funny way but a teacher? i dont think she will think very highly of that...