Noob here needing advice

Well I got my first small bag o green ever. im 16 and have no idea what would be the best way to do it living with my parents. I would eventually like to grow but that for a different time. I tryed searching the forums but i dont get anything. the first day i got it I had prepayed (i know not to do that anymore) 30 for a quarter. well the quarter turned into a dime so f him. but anyways i had a dime ( dont know the weight on it, didnt have the chance to weigh it. I got itchy and wanted to try it. my parents both get home at 11 at night so i have from 4 - 11 and i talked to some friends and said the smell is super hard to get off. so I ate half a bud. never kicked in all night. all i did was go to sleep 3 hrs early. so then today i ate about 3 buds. which these buds are small (in comparison to the buds on this site, nvr seen a bag before this one) but i thought it would give me at least something. I mean i feel NOTHING. So now its been 3 hours and i feel nothing. now all i have is 1.2 grams left , im getting some rolling paper soon and going camping in 2 days which u know what that means. I will have 2 friends and Idk if thats enouph for 3 people for 1 night. what should i do buy more. srry if this is a dupe but search didnt do anyhting. Thanks for any advice in advance

You should be smoking the cannabis, not eating it.

Eating raw cannabis will not get you high. You pretty much wasted that bud eating. In your mouth, through your system, and down the toilet.

Cannabis needs to be cooked into something high in fat in order for THC to release. It needs something high in fat in order fo fully digest the cannabis.

You have never smoked before though, so cooking cannabis is not something you should be looking into.

Smoke it. Buy a cheap pipe from a headshop if you can, or if you want to smoke that bad, use an apple to make a pipe. One hole for the weed to go into, and one hole for you to inhale the smoke through. Just make sure the 2 holes connect, otherwise smoking will be pointless.

If an apple pipe is to complicated, take a pop can, and make about 10 small holes on the face of the can. Turn it sideways, put some weed on top of the holes, and suck air through the mouthpiece of the pop can.

Try to avoid using a pop can all the time though as it is not very good for your health over prolonged use, but for a first time, give it a try.

Just smoke some after school one day, or on the weekend, or when your away from your parents. If you're worried about red eye, buy some Visine. If you're worried about smell, have some gum or something to drink right after you're done smoking. Buy some body spray, spray yourself when you're done smoking, and you'll be fine.

You gotta smoke it bro :)

That's your problem right there. If you want to eat it, you have to bake it with some food. It won't get you high just eating it straight from the bag.

Trust me, a blunt is the best way to go man. Once you start smokngi blunts, everything else will seem weak and not as good. Just wait outside a store for someone older who is willing to buy you blunt cigars. I recomend Dutch Masters, theyre the best :D

hey i had a poptart (i loled myself) dam ohwell u live u learn. thanks for the info, Also I was going to use a can this week end but why is that harmful and smoking through something else isnt (to a point) as in pipe, joint, etc?

Cans are made of aluminum. Smoking aluminum for extensive periods has been linked with Alzihmers (spelling) disease. Plus youre burning paint and inhaling it, which isnt good for your lungs either.

IMO, you should smoke it in a blunt. Trust me on that. :D

lmao.

Just smoke it.

If you smoked a few joints at 5pm outside..... you're parents wouldnt smell it when they get back at 11.... no way. Just have a shower to get the smell off you.... works great.

Sorry to hear you wasted the buds.

yeah dude, just toss it in a pipe/joint/blunt/bong/vape and smoke it outside. a shower and a load of laundry should get rid of the smell. maybe air freshener if you're feeling REALLY paranoid.

and if you ever wanna smoke inside, DO NOT use a joint/blunt. they make way too much smoke to be able to get rid of.

I made my first pipe from pipe pieces purchased at a hardware store. Just browse around, find a good bowl end and a good mouthpiece, and then get some parts to fit it together. You can buy screens there too.

Advantages:

It's cheap, it's easy, and if you clean it and take it apart and store the screens separately, it just looks like junk of someone finds it.

You can put it in the freezer before you smoke and it will cool your smoke - Just be sure to lubricate the tip or your lips with lip balm or something or you'll stick to it like that kid on the flagpole in A Christmas Story.

Disadvantages:

The checkout person at the hardware store will probably know exactly what you are doing if you buy the parts and screens at the same time - Go thru 2 different lines if possible.

Depending on the pipe fittings you select, you may get a crappy metallic taste, or undesirable metals in your smoke.

This thread is jokes :D
Btw, if you want to smoke inside, and have as little smell as possible, try using a vaporizer. The vapor smell is not as strong, and sometimes you cant even smell it.

oh, and welcome to the club :rastasmoke: