A New Joke Thread

I tried to find the old threat...I hope this one hasn't been posted before:

Four nuns are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first if she's ever sinned.
"Well", she admits, "I once saw a man's penis."
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven", he tells her. Peter then asks the second nun if she's ever sinned.
"Well", she replies, "I once held a man's penis."
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven", he says.
Suddenly, the fourth nun rushes past the third to get in the front of the line. "What's the hurry?," St. Peter asks.
The nun answers, "I want to gargle the holy water before she sits in it!"

Ha ha ha ha!!

good 1

Ha ha nice!

HaHa Jane Okay here's a joke, but people in their teens or twenties might only get it.. Maybe... IDK. Anywho. What did 50 cent say to his grandma After she knitted him a sweater?












Gee, you Knit?!?!

I dont get it, and im a teen turning 20 in les then 2 days.

lol, g-unit sucks

:confused:

Good joke, MJM :D

3 old ladies, sat on a park bench:

OAP#1: "Oh, isn't it windy today!"
OAP#2: "No dear, I thinks it's thursday."
OAP#3: "Yes, so am I - let's get a cup of tea."

lol...uh oh...here comes the long-handled hook!!!
:D

Hahaha!!!!!

fantastic!:D

Choice,luv it.Time fer another bwl.