these are great to read while stoned:D...
~007~
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these are great to read while stoned:D...
~007~
commentary: 1. I always knew Christianity was scary, but this is truely "nail" biting!"
2. So that's how it works? you pray and you live forever in a field of crosses? doesn't sound like fun.
3.Oh my, look out Atheists, the Christian soldiers are coming...for you!
4. Fuck X! Gimme a hit of the Word! Do those come in pill form?
5. Where in the Bible does Jesus slam-dunk Earth like some demented Shaq?
~007~
aaaaaaahahahahahahaha
007 i dunno if youre religious or not, so if i offend you by saying this then i apologize, but - aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
6. Christians: they absorb foul refridgerator-odors!
7.Nothing like a populist/pagan image of satan and his trident (alongside a mushroom cloud behind him) to get you to read the WORD!
8. Uncle Sam and Jesus should combine forces...together, they'd rule the world!!! Oh wait....
9. Almost as painful as American Eagle Outfitters.
10. Hahaha, I love how they have the four representatives of the Gospel.....and since they still needed to fit a spot, they figured "ahh what the hell. Tim payed his dues. Put him on Christ's dream team.
~007~
what the hell do you think, ghost? :P
~007~
I am, and Ghost toker im offended....
The C.
lol but.. but... im too stoned to know if ur jokin or not
007 that was hilarious :D
Actualy im not offended, but you may wanna put a warning in your subject.... That is if you want to be a sensative person.... or if you want more people to look, that is if you wanna go the full 9 yards.. (theres 9 memebrs in here.. get it?)
I am a chirstain, but im not relgious, so i agree with the comedic value of systematic degregation of a bleife system and the absurdness of the media in a hope to mass brainwash all the world, and it's almost working, cept were a little too "ahead of our game" for that. :P
Anyhow,
Yeah i was seriosuly wondering what you would post after reading mine, now im gonna smoke sum lint, ash and hopefully a small amount of my fave herb, brb.
The C
alright, I see your point C
WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS MATURE SUBJECT MATTER AND MAY OFFEND YOUNGER AUDIENCE MEMBERS. VIEWER DISCRETION REQUIRED.
~007~
lol, thats like saying "look out" to someone right after they got hit by a bus...Quote:
Originally Posted by 00Ampersand