Foul smoking stories....

okay, heres the deal... any foul smoking stories you have, post them here, things like, the kid who ate a 2 week old mouldy apple core fresh from the ashtray for about a bongs-worth of weed.... here are a couple of my own :)

im not gonna go through the whole story but my brother smoked sponge and pop-tart before - FOR NO REASON! lol

another baaaad story was when my friend decided to be a savage and smoke a gauze bong, no weed just dry rolling tobacco, without water and using a zippo lighter.... crazy fuck...

and my favourite foul smoking story happened about a year ago, one of my mates let me load them up a shotty (like a pull-thru bong without the socket) so i packed it solid literally with soapbar, then being the smart-ass he is, he put another few burns on top just to be hard lol, so anyway he started smoking it, and it creamed up for about 3 minutes - no joke, and it still wouldnt budge, so he burnt it a little more and began to try to pull it through, the tube screached, whistled and howled, and he just kept pulling it, then suddenly... BOOM! it came through, and as it did, fist-sized lumps of muddy resin shot upwards into his mouth and the back of his throat.... everyone in the room was silent.. almost instantly he coughed up handfulls of resin, (he could hardly breathe) and began vomiting rolo yoghurt and resin, after about 15 minutes of coughing and puking into the bin, we gave him a bottle of water, by this time there was puke all over the floor, around the bin, in the bin - everywhere... its was FOUL! but at the time all i felt was pity, the bong was literally empty, (other than all the resin up the sides) and everyone was just gobsmacked... no-one could beleive what had just happened, we were all like 'whoa... are you okay..?' obviously he wasnt, his eyes were watering, he was gagging, sweating the lot, miraculously after cleaning it up he did find time to laugh about it, which was cool...

so anyways... i wanna hear your foul smoking stories, and see if you can top that ;)

tyco118 (a member here) walked into a pole.

Also, once me and my friend stopped, turned around, and jumped into eachother, while crossing a main road.

i got a mate to smoke fake weed and he payd for it n said it was good

he stole my beers

bastard he smoked sum mixed herbs that make u horny hahahaha then he had to put up with me n 2 other guys n we keept talkin bout sex n shit den he went home we cos he said quote"guys i gotta go i need a wank or a shag"

put a shit load of inscense into a spliff and gave it to my mate the stupid fuck didn't even realize until about halfway down

do we all fuck with some one if u are skining up for them? lol

me and my friend rolled a joint of aregeno and then my mother friend came over and smoked it. He said he was so high, and to this day he says it was good stuff. Maybe someday we'll tell him. LOL

Well when i was younger i was staying at a mates house for a few days cos my parents had pissed me off over something, and i took an ounce of [good] hash. We invited this prick Jack to come and fuck about with us, cos we was bored. So before he got there we rolled up aload of mixed herbs, and put it to once side. As he came in i picked up my 1oz brick and said have some of this shit. Now this guy didnt smoke weed, he though he did, but he didnt, he was always showing off pretending to be a dope smoker. So we gave him the "joint i rolled just before you got here" and i rolled my joint. We went outside the doors and started puffing away. I was sitting there happy as larry and he was trying his best to not cough his heart out. After about 5 hits he said he was good so i was in shock cos he actually thought he was stoned. I carried on smoking my joint cos it tasted fucking nice, and he went and layed down on the fucking wet grass. Me and my other mate was laughing our asses off and this Jack was pretending to be wasted.

We let him smoke the rest of the joint and told him it was mixed herbs just as he put it out and then he said "So thats why i didnt feel stoned" and then we asked him why the fuck he was laying in wet grass and talking with slurred speach and he said "I must have been stoned"

All i could say to him was make your mind up, and then my other mate told him where to go... so he fucked off and me and my mate carried on smoking this hash for nearly the whole day, and then that night he got in a strop about something so he was upstairs and i was smoking outside at like 2 in the morning... then i went in a was gunner go to sleep when he came downstairs not talking to me for whatever reason. I couldnt give a fuck though cos i was out of it.

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okay, heres the deal... any foul smoking stories you have, post them here, things like, the kid who ate a 2 week old mouldy apple core fresh from the ashtray for about a bongs-worth of weed.... here are a couple of my own :)

im not gonna go through the whole story but my brother smoked sponge and pop-tart before - FOR NO REASON! lol

another baaaad story was when my friend decided to be a savage and smoke a gauze bong, no weed just dry rolling tobacco, without water and using a zippo lighter.... crazy fuck...

and my favourite foul smoking story happened about a year ago, one of my mates let me load them up a shotty (like a pull-thru bong without the socket) so i packed it solid literally with soapbar, then being the smart-ass he is, he put another few burns on top just to be hard lol, so anyway he started smoking it, and it creamed up for about 3 minutes - no joke, and it still wouldnt budge, so he burnt it a little more and began to try to pull it through, the tube screached, whistled and howled, and he just kept pulling it, then suddenly... BOOM! it came through, and as it did, fist-sized lumps of muddy resin shot upwards into his mouth and the back of his throat.... everyone in the room was silent.. almost instantly he coughed up handfulls of resin, (he could hardly breathe) and began vomiting rolo yoghurt and resin, after about 15 minutes of coughing and puking into the bin, we gave him a bottle of water, by this time there was puke all over the floor, around the bin, in the bin - everywhere... its was FOUL! but at the time all i felt was pity, the bong was literally empty, (other than all the resin up the sides) and everyone was just gobsmacked... no-one could beleive what had just happened, we were all like 'whoa... are you okay..?' obviously he wasnt, his eyes were watering, he was gagging, sweating the lot, miraculously after cleaning it up he did find time to laugh about it, which was cool...

so anyways... i wanna hear your foul smoking stories, and see if you can top that ;)

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ahahhahahahahahaha. That story's pretty funny. im planning on getting a big bowl of like a pound of res and giving it to my friend resman

hahaha resman...

yeh, i figured lip would have a story to share lol, so many stoners give whiteys herbs and shit, and they allways seem to act stoned, i guess for respect, or something... whatever they want they never get it....haha

The thing that gets me is how the hell do they not know it's not weed. Weed has one of the most obvious smells in the world... yet they dont realise they're smoking herbs..

I#ve got quite a few stories, but i havnt got the brain power to type it all, i'd pass out on the keyboard agian.