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hey guys ive never smoked weed and i have an 1/8 of some very good shit. how much should i smoke the first time, how should i do it bc i don't have a pipe or anything. oh yea is there anything i should be worried about? thanks for any and all advice

you can make a pipe out of a can (http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/canpipe.htm) and smoke your bud from there. just remember to break dat shit up and hold your hits in.... and actually INHALE at that. there's other ways of making pipes on that site as well, so you have some options on what would work best for you.
as to how much, i'd say you shouldn't need much, maybe enough for 10 hits max since it's your first time. but who knows, you might need a lot more or a lot less, just take a few hits and wait to see if you get high off them... you can always smoke more, but smoking too much would probably make it too intense for you to fully enjoy and appriciate.

enjoy your experience!!

Not to sound like a buzzkill but it will probably take a little to bit feel your first actual "high" and when you do feel it trust me you will know. I still remember vividly the first time I got blazed. It was so cool. I was chillin in my room one night smoking a bowl of some dank shit. Took maybe like 2-4 hits off one bowl and suddenly like my body felt like liquid. My arms seem to float without any effort and I am sure the Pink Floyd tunes I was listening to help to the effects I was feeling.

For me my body naturally knows when to stop. You start getting too lazy to toke. Like "Naawww... I think I'll just set it down now... Im stoned." Inhale is the key though. Inhale hard and deep. You want that smoke to feel like its in your stomach. Who knows, you might end up smoking it all, or maybe half. I find a gram ((half of what you've got)) is enough to get me nice and stoned. Sometimes I even smoke less then that. Sometimes more. -shrugs- Apple pipes are nice. Make one. ^^ But if you want to make sure you get stoned, and waste as little weed as possible, I recommend a home-made gravity bong. Just google search "how to gravity bong" minus quotes and your good. It hurts your throat, but if your weed really is very good shit ((which I doubt you'd really know seeing as you're a first timer. I've been smoking for a month now and it's always pretty hard for me to know until I smoke it)) it should take you 3 hits MAX, if you take the hits like a man. ^^ BTW, dealers always say "This is some good shit"

dude no way to waht that onther guy on the top said, dude fuckin smoke the whole god dang bag it will be way funner. dude i was kidding and after u r really really high, cuz u will know it and then when u r really really high just stop smoking but alll the way up until that time just smoke constantly. dude and no matter waht, have fun

I don't know about all that, Hydro. It's his first time.

I think if you smoke the whole bag, you'll get freaked out. Just smoke slow and steady, and examine every feeling you have. The whole purpose of experimenting with drugs is to see what happens, so find out what happens after each hit. First hit, maybe nothing. 2nd, a little tingle in the fingers. 4th rip, feeling it but want to keep it up. End of bowl, go lie down and listen to Hendrix, you're baked.

Besides, he wants to have some left for tomorrow, right? Also, I made a bong for the first time I smoked, they're not too tough to make. Pull smoke into water, inhale after it comes out. Just be creative.

And welcome to the fucking family.

don't even try to smoke without hurting ur lungs. Inhale and feelt he pain. It will go away once u get a nice drink of water

I was wondering if something ive heard is true. Is it true that you don't get high the first time? If so shouldn't i smoke allittle less the first and save it for the second time?

it happens, first time i really smoked i took 2 rips, not even i took one good rip and then i tired to take one and coughed, so one good rip and i was so fucked , it was great, just do mello said, hes got the rite idea

dont even think about it man. just fuckin hit that shit. and i dont know if anyone said this already but Encatuse man u said a gram was half of an eigth?! dude ur gettin ripped off. an eigth is 3.5 grams, half that is 1.6-1.7