bong names

i recently bought a new two chamber bong (also got a third chamber i can add to it if i want...), in a couple days after my parents leave me and a few mates are gonna break it in and we're gonna have a naming ceremony for it, basically we all have a list of names prepared, we get high and see which name suits both our mood and the bong itself, so far ive got
Kacey two Chambers
Nancy Potwin

the rules are it has to be avariation of a celebrities name or the name of a character fromn a movie/tv show,

I really want to name it after keiffer sutherland, who is my god, but cant think of any weed related variations of his name, any suiggestions?

Keif---Keiffer. how bout Kiefer Sutherland

That's actually how you spell his name.

Natalie Potman?

I still dont get this i see it a lot on this website can someone explain it to me please i mean WTF naming your bong? i never heard of this does everyone do it i dont get it lol

What's not to understand? It's just like naming a baby or a pet.

Except you cant smoke pot out of either of those.

well whats the point in it? when are you gonna use the name? lol

do you talk to them or something?

Nah man, don't think about it..let it come to you as you smoke.

p.s

I refer to my bong as it's name all the time, so do my friend. (ex: Yo man, are me, you and Sprinkle gonna chill after school today?)

lmfao i dont think anyone in the UK does that (bong names)

name it "stupid" cause its dumb to name bongs.......jk ;)

You guys are taking smoking WAY too seriously.