My world domination plans using LEMONS!

Yes, I plan on world domination using the power harnessed from lemons. If anyone tries to stop me, or doesn't believe in me, I will squirt a hefty amount of lemon juice in your eyes.

However, if anyone wishes to join my efforts, let me know and I can make you one of my evil henchmen.

We must also defeat my two rivals who plan on doing the same thing using oranges and grapefruits. We must all believe lemons are the true path to world domination, and learn to harness their acidic properties so we will all be powerful enough to crush any opponent standing in our way.

Who's with me?

(ROFL)

Im with you!, lets do this thing.

sign me the fuck up

use cannons...now u got flying projectile lemons :D

or if ur poor just throw em at people :D

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Originally Posted by dryst

use cannons...now u got flying projectile lemons :D

or if ur poor just throw em at people :D

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Good idea, we should build a funding plan as well so we can buy more equipment. I think we should somehow trick the public into trusting the lemon first, and then strike when they least expect it. I've got it! We can invent a beverage based on lemons and call it lemonade! We can mass produce the lemonade to fund our plans and trick the public at the same time! *evil laugh*

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Originally Posted by Lethal G

Good idea, we should build a funding plan as well so we can buy more equipment. I think we should somehow trick the public into trusting the lemon first, and then strike when they least expect it. I've got it! We can invent a beverage based on lemons and call it lemonade! We can mass produce the lemonade to fund our plans and trick the public at the same time! *evil laugh*

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brillant,..and then we start making pastrys and pies from lemon... and we can call them...lemon morang pie....muahaha

hey that not funny at all

one time when i was 13, i got in a fight with a kid who picked up a "half-lemon" and hit me in the eye with it.........

that shit burned my eye for like 20-30 minutes....

i was winning the fight untill he kicked my ass after i grabbed my eye from the damn lemon he threw at me.........

but if i can throw one back at him....... then yes, lets take over the world

if u join us well make sure that kid feel the wrath of lemon juice for the rest of his life...

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Originally Posted by dryst

if u join us well make sure that kid feel the wrath of lemon juice for the rest of his life...

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Exactly. :thumbsup:

so tell me more about this grapefruit and orange wielding faction?