cockney rhyming slang

check this out
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

I talk in Cockney alot of the time. Not on here though, no one would understand apart from the Londoners

Here ya go : lor' luv a duck! Hey, ow are yew buddy? feelin alright, farmers truck im stoned, ow abaaaht you? Im gunna go blaze anuvver biggy Jimmy Cliff. know what I mean?

Awright geeezzaa! Aylsebury Duck me dis is some strong shit! Sorted mate.

wats up me old china
im glad some one posted on this thread i thought for a second i was the only one that speaks rhymin slang
in my opinion all londoners should no cockney slang keep are heritage alive

LIP. I talk in Cockney alot of the time. Not on here though, no one would understand apart from the Londoners :thumbsup:

Lawd above! I feel da same, keep Cockney alive!! innit,

LIP.. when you talk like that, you reminded me of that little girl off of family guy, who was sent away to a orphonage after her father burnt down the drunken clam in an attempt to pickup money from an insurance claim.. she was trained to speak proper by stewie.. 4get her name

ok... lol:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by LIP

Lawd above! I feel da same, keep Cockney alive!! innit,

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lip i orange pell the same my ole china plate,keep chitty chitty bang bang alive :thumbsup: thats what i say,an its a robin hood way to rabbit and pork
a la mode you no wat i mean me old barcardi breezer

Lol man. Ok, for the Americans, and English, and everyone else who has no idea what me and Blueberry are talking about i'll try and explain it.

Well, its Cockney Rhymin slang.. Thats about it.

Heres a perfect example:


Arris = Arristottle = Bottle = Glass = Arse

Therefore Arris means Arse.


1 more, ok, everyone HAS to know this one. Apples and pears = Stairs

Well, there yew go. Any ov yew lot understand? Know what I mean?

Well, there yew go. Any ov yew lot understand? Know what I mean?
sorry lip i dont think they do lol o well

Gawdon Bennet! lol, its a bee's knees way fer us ter chat wivaaaht anyone else knowin what were talkin abaaaht lol. Like a second language lol OK?