what are some of the excuses u would use??

post up some of your excuses that u would/ or have used when/ or if your parents caught u smokin pot......

this should be interesting ....

When they mention the word jump up and and shout "Cannabis? As in the drug?" Look at your friends and say "You said it was tobacco, ALL THESE LIES, THE DECEPTION!!" Run out of the room and make it up to your friends later.

damn, I never had to think of an excuse. My dad considers himself to be a "progressive" father. He told me all about the drugs he used to do and said, as long as I can function properly as a member of society it didnt matter what the fuck I'm doing. Tight, huh?

My mom though, she still don't know if I smoke or not, but when she finally asks me some day I'll tell her straight up. You don't need to make up bullshit excuses to the people that love you the most in my opinion. Now then, I've made some hilarious excuses for my friends when we got caught by their parents.

heres a good one that actually worked on my friend Marks mom (shes filipeno, dosent speak much english): No ma'am! That smell is just the incence, we're just messing with the vaporizer. Lmao

some people are ignorant as hell :p

1st time i got caught my mum asked what i was doin n i said wat does it look like im smokin a joint n she left me to it after tht.

hmm first time i got caught... i was down stairs on my computer when my dad comes down and well heres are convo
Dad:Why does the house smell like axe?
Me: o that smell? i smelt like crap sorry.
Dad:well what about that pop can i found in the trash
Me: o sorry next time i will throw it in the recycable.
Dad: Cameron have you been smoking marijuna?
Me: NO! me? how could u even think that
Dad: its ok, u can tell me
Me:m serious, how would u know anyways?
Dad:its ok i use to do stuff to, i did it,speed,herion,coke
Me:in shock)
Dad: so what were u doing
Me: nothing
Dad:marijuna?
Me:yes
Dad:alright, just dont do it around the house

:D :D :D omg hehe that was so cool i guess not an excuse but awsome anyways

My dad is cool about it. In fact he IS a smoker too, and I smoke with him occasionally. My mom dosen't like it though. I never had to use an excuse because my mom caught me redhanded and knew exactly what I was doing.

well the first time i used my mom as a getout .. i wasl ike "i just wanted to see what my mom liked about it so much boo hoo." ;x

Haha yeah I never needed any excuses, but even if my parents didn't approve of me smoking I would probably just tell the truth anyways.

i said that ive never tried it before and i wanted to experience..didn't work the second time tho lol :( :( :( :(

i didnt give them an excuse. they were puritanical arseholes when i was younger.they realised the more they shitted me the angrier and worse i got.
leave me be, and i'll leave you be. it worked ok. had to build some bridges later.