I miss my cat.
One time i caught her sleeping/chilling on a couch so I went up to her.
me: sup?
cat: (opens eyes) ...
me: nothing much eh..?
cat: ...
me: wanna play with the string!
cat: ...
me: hmm...
cat: ....
me: ya hungry?
cat: (eyes widen) meow!
me: well lets go eat then!
cat: me-oowwww *as she runs to her food bowl waiting for me to fill it up with cat food*
lol cute bastard..
another one:
I crumble a piece of paper up into a ball and let it fall to the ground. But then I realized I needed it so I tried to reach it but it went far under my bed next to my cat.
"yo, can you pass me that?" as I let out my hand.
She hit the paper ball to my hand and I caught it. I totally did not expect her to do that since shes just a cat and might not understand what I was saying.
All I could really say was:
"...thank you!(?)"
Another:
me: "hey!"
cat: "rrey"
holy shit did my cat literally try to say 'hey' in her cat accent?
another:
My cat was sleeping but it looked like she was having a horrible nightmare. She was twitching and her teeth was gritting like she was really struggling. I called out her name until she woke up. She was so scared that she kept meowing with fear and so I let her sleep on my bed next to me as I pet her to keep her calm. I told her she just had a bad dream.. a nightmare. Dunno if she understood or not, but she understands lots of things when you least expect it.
another:
It was late at night and I wanted a midnight snack or something. So I got something and let the fridge close by itself. But just before it did.. my cat jumped inside the fridge and the door shut tight and I never knew!!!
My dad an HOUR later came by for his midnight snack or whatever and to his surprise, my cat JUMPED THE FUCK OUTTA THERE AND RAN THE FUCK AWAY!
All my dad ever said about that was: "Jesus.. I never saw a cat so pissed off before in my entire life.."
I'm so glad it wasn't the freezer...
Another:
I was 12 years old and ran to an empty room to cry. My cat happened to be next to me and what I noticed was that as she looked into my teary eyes and noticed what was going on, her pupils very slowly began to widen as if she was understanding me. She stuck out her hand and let me hold it softly.
and last:
My family is talking about Jesus cause we think he's funny. My cat is somewhat listening but sleeping next to us. So for the hell of it, I looked to my cat
me: "yo!"
cat: *wakes up and turns head to look at me*
me: "Do you believe in Jesus??"
cat: ".............................." *turns back and goes back to sleep*
the whole family cracked up.
LOL!!!
fun times.