Are you kidding me?

OK, girls what is the shortest time youâ??ve ever had sex?

Scenario: You start your blissful romp and all of the sudden you canâ??t believe your eyes; Heâ??s having an orgasm and your left with your jaw hanging open in disbelief.

I would say shortest time for me would definitely be less than one minute :( .

lolâ?¦A girl friend of mine told me a similar story that happened to her except that immediately afterward he asked her if he could bum a cigaretteâ?¦.lol. I would have punched his lights outâ?¦ :mad:

lol... that scenaro is funny... the shortest... 10 min bj to get him out of my hair...

hahahahaha. Um, nevermind.

Lol, unlucky.

I've been in a situation where I asked the kid (we were like 16 and 15) if he was going to put it in... and he had BEEN in. :( On top of that, he didn't last long at all.

LMFAO!!! asking him if he was gonna put it in and he already had!!! Priceless!

20 min to half an hour is the shortest I've stood for but in that case I require a second go.

hahaha this is funny
you girls want us to last till your cool
but what about when your riding a homie
and we are feeling all proper and the nut is almost out
and you stop
"i cant no more"
"im tired,you do me"
fuck that get moving

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Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset

I've been in a situation where I asked the kid (we were like 16 and 15) if he was going to put it in... and he had BEEN in. :( On top of that, he didn't last long at all.

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OH. MY.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

hahaha this is funny
you girls want us to last till your cool
but what about when your riding a homie
and we are feeling all proper and the nut is almost out
and you stop
"i cant no more"
"im tired,you do me"
fuck that get moving

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heheheee thats funny

litteraly....10 seconds...litterally....:thumbsup: that was hillariously flattering...