When should you stop having Sex?

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,

Susie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her

95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how

her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a

heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."



Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100

Years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.



"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,

realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it

was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just

the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...



Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on

the Dong."



She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd

still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come

When your dick fall's off. Or bleeds.

When the girl is almost dead from loss of blood, there are scratch marks around a 3 mile radeos, the cops are investigating a murder case.

therefore women should never stop having sex. once all the men's dicks fall off they have to resort to lesbianism.

when your too stoned to cum, Its happened to us all, after a while it just gets boring.
Its like, "yeah i could be smoking a bowl right now....*pumps away at the scream-machine*"

too stoned to cum? is that cause you are too stoned or dehydrated? semen is a fluid, the water has to come from somewhere.

Shit! what a way to go :O

Ermm i'll be old and wrinckley before i stop having sex!

That is the way I want to go.

RIP grandpa.....you da grandman









He told you the answer to your question......when your dead

oh god old ladies are so fucking hot
all wrinkley and dusty.......mmmm

^^^