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where is the strangest or coolest place your nut has ever landed.
1] nutted in a girl's eye and she still has vision problems
2] i was plowing in a girls room and when i pulled out i spat on her cat.
then when i left the room to wash my balls the cat ran out and the
mom was petting it and then looked at her hand kind of weird.
LOL @ #2, friendowl. That's awesome!
I don't really have any good stories. I mean, I've been 'shot' in the eye a lot (and yes, it burns like hell).. a guy has unintentionally shot it up my nose before, guess I had my head tilted too far back. :)
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Yeah, same here. thats about it for me lol... I think i broke a keyboard once by doin tht... lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by d00d989
the funniest ... im going down on him n the shower... as im being pulled up by me hair... i c a load shoot across the shower... with no time out baby is hard.... i had my way with him... drive back 2 his crib n tell him 2 get out:D
Erm, wierdest place ive let it blow is probs in me car roof from the inside
Well one time it was unexpected, it shot like 6 inches from my position to the desk and I was surprised...I took your advice friendowl on a old thread about some guy questioning his semen and it worked rofl.
i hadnt jacked it in like a month... and i went to nut... and i leaned sideways... it shot out and hit my blunt wrap.
lmao. Oh wait i remember now... yeah, one time i got myself in the mouth... that was a bad day for meQuote:
Originally Posted by da haze meister
i've kinda ruined it now? hav'nt i? lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd