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God damn, this is the SECOND time iv done this. The first time, i was stoned as fuck from a few bowls (still am, lol) and i had an amazing wank. I jizzed EVERYWHERE, then i realised i had no tissues, i used some old ones from my bin, then about an hour later. I had another wank, and guess what? I DID'NT HAVE ANY TISSUES! so now im using the same one for a third time.... God damn, i think i smoke enterilly way to much pot... is that even possible???? :confused:
hey crazypthead
arnt there any girls in england
theres gotta be at least one fat girl you can plow.
wanking or jacking off gets boring
i heard if you buy a hot meat sandwich and stick your dick
between the bread it feels like a real woman.
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
damn thats a odd story
lol
I don't think im gonnna try the sandwich thing. Dont take advantage of me cuz im stoned, bitch. hehe, j/k. But yeah, im not gonna screw a fat chick. But im goin college this year and they'll be plenty of hot tail there for me to bonk :)
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Originally Posted by friendowl
sounds like some american pie shit right their
haha yeah right "you heard" you probley know
maybe you should get some friends before thinking about gettin a fat ugly chickQuote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
and your story is gross get a life
Dude, seroiusly. You only bring negativity to this board.Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
only in your stupid threadsQuote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
maybe you should buy more tissues dude:D
Rofl yes wanking does get boring, and that was funny xDQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl