ass-wiping question

out of 100 shits how many times do you get crap on your hand while wiping.

also

on average how many wipes needed to clean the stinker ?

lol you have a mad imagination

ok to the first question not really that many like 2/100

and to the second one erm lol around 7 - 20 depending lol:o

How many licks before you hit the tootsie roll

:o Sorry, first thing that popped into my head

i long slow lick will get you to the center
cmon mr.brownthumb how many times to you get mud on your hand

IT DEPENDS. on how hard im dxm trippin usually 4/100 if im way shy hign trip

a better question is how do you wipe? sitting down or standing up?

i stand up. i seen peeps in movies wipe while still sitting. i doubt you get a good wipe like that.

1. I'm going with CC 2/100
2. 5-6 maybe.


The worst is when you have a wet shit and the paper just disolves under your fingers

haha sitting down
what if your hand dips in the water
i got big nuts and sometimes they get splashed on
i flush like im busted
as soon as its out: flush
it should go straight from your ass to the sewer.
no lingering or loitering

God this thread is making me sick.

hmmm, for me it's:
1. 1/100 maybe? I'm very neat :)
2. 4 Good wipes usually does it for me. gotta have those wet naps though. No other way to get your bum bum clean without showering IMOP.

Now I'm going to go eat some dinnner...soo hungry.

Before you go down on your lady you should always ask wich way she wipes.;)...