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It's not long at all, and I really need your feedback...it's a link to a thread of mine in the Drug Testing forum, but we all know no one really goes there, and I need an answer badly...thanks a lot in advance
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...579#post677579
Hey man i hear your problem and I use this everytime!!!!
first dilute the sample to buy you a couple days, then ASAP you need to get some creatine supplements. Take em everyday to make sure that you have abnormally high levels of creatinine(whats left after your body uses the creatine) in your sample. Morning of the test drink water till you get sick and unload your bladder a few times till your pissing water. 3-4 hours before the test take some b-12 or another vitamin to color your piss.
The only reason you cant really just color some faucet water is because the first thing they check for is creatinine to make sure you didnt load up on water but youll have taken care of this buy compensating for the extra water with extra creatinine. Good luck bro
NEVER USE BLEACH OR ANYHTING HARMFUL!
Damn it... I'm waiting over there...
Nah someone's watching me, it's gotta be my own pee :(
So there's no way I'll be clean of JUST 3 hits (2 of which being shwag), after 5 days, weighing a mere 120 pounds? :(
did you not read my post?!?!!?
Did you read mine? I'm on probation. They watch me pee. And I'd like to avoid a diluted sample, as it raises a red flag, so I'd really like to know if I'm likely to be clean by this point or not.
EDIT: Wait, they check for the creatinine levels? And THAT'S how they determine whether it's diluted or not?
hey fuckface did you read mine???? it works if your on probation! they can watch you do this!!! second there is nothing illegal about drinking alot of water ya shithead. Say you are getting sick and your doc told you to stay hydrated....
I used this on 2 different probation officers and it works, maybe you cant understand what i said.....
TO DILUTE YOUR SAMPLE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOAD UP ON WATER SO WHEN YOU PISS YOU PISS WATER OUT, THEY CALL YOU FOR ANOTHER TEST, BETWEEN THIS TIME YOU DO WHAT I SAID, TAKE YOUR CREATINE SUPPLEMENTS AND DRINK WATER ALONG WITH A B-12 VITAMIN TO COLOR YOUR FUCKING PISS
yeah from what i know checking for creatinine/ph/?????(forget that one) is the first thing they do, first red flag is a abnormal colored piss,lack of creatinine is the second red flag
people like you piss me off, you want to dodge probation but you cant even read a simple fucking paragraph
God damn dude, you need to chill out. Christ. I didn't quite understand what you meant the first time, it's not really necessary to switch to ultra-douchebag mode.
I'm not interested in trying to 'dodge' probation per se, I fucked up by taking those tokes when I was drunk, I just wanna get it out of my system and get it behind me so I don't have to worry about it anymore. Unless other people can vouche for this method, because I really don't want to rely on it, find out it's bogus, and wind up in fuckin' jail.
Can anyone please tell me whether they think I am legitimately CLEAN by this point? Please???
whatever, then dont say something but mean something else
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Did you read mine? I'm on probation. They watch me pee.
its not that hard of a process to understand, if you only want to know if you are clean go buy a at home test kit and test yourselfQuote:
I didn't quite understand what you meant the first time
Nobody can tell you if you are clean or not.......