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has this ever happened to you.
better,when was the last time you pissed or shit yourself and
you were away from home.i havnt had any accidents in a while
but i remember one time when i was a kid i was at dennys.
i had to go but some man was taking forever.i jumped up on the sink
and pulled my pants down and shit in the sink.right when i was gonna finish
some guys walk in andd see me up on the sink shitting.fucking embarassing.
i ran back to the block and my friends mom thought i got kidnapped.
dude WTF is wrong with you?
hahahaha nice
Haha.
What time when I was 9 I was like walking, home half trotting cause Ihad to shit SO bad.Then out of fucking no where this doberman starts jetting towards me, so I just fucking book it and while I'm running I shit and it made it all the way down my pants to the ankle.It was sick.
just bored of the normal threads.
cmon dont be shy.
A friend of mine was taking a dump at McDonalds but there was no TP inthe stall so he wiped his ass with his T shirt and hung it over the stall when he left....
hahahaahaha,
when i was in preschool i pissed myself in front of the whole class
last time I shit my self..
Damn.. when I was OUT of diapers??
hmm.. I don't believe I have.. But, I bet I have.. I've just been to young to remember it:) lol
Nasty.. just nasty owl..:p:D
LOL, never, at least not since I got out of diapers. The funny thing is I really thought it might happen to me last week. A combination of spicy Thai food the night before and getting stuck in a traffic jam on the way to work resulted in a pretty dire situation for me. Luckily, I made it to a Carl's Jr. just in the nick of time.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
friendowl, you are a funny funny man and i hope you never change