A foolproof guide to stealth smoking

ok best and most effective way of smoking...mainly just if your alone tho is to do this..if you follow this step by step...you wont ...and i reapeat WONT get caught........ok....

1st you will need...
1.A bathroom
2.some kind of man body wash...i use axe body wash....
3.some shampoo good smelling kind...strong smelling.
4.of course you pipe..bong..whatever....ive never tried a jay or blunt in there but this is foolproof for pipe or bong....

ok now....go into the bathroom towell under the door....then smoke your stuff while having water running just a little bit to block out the sound of a lighter....just incase parents would be by the door and hear a lighter clicking.....make sure to blow your smoke out the window...then get your axe body wash....now open it and now put a decent amount..not a ton but a couple lines of it on the bathtub/shower floor then repeat with the shampoo...now with your axe and shampoo on the bathtub/shower floor turn the shower on all hot water ..dont get in just turn it on all hot water with the shower curtain open, making sure to smell up the whole room...then...let it wash away and steam/smell up the room of axe then get in the shower and adjust the water settings to your comfort level and use the axe and shampoo on yourself ..then when the showers over....... visine , and brush your teeth then mouthwash..and you will not EVER get caught.....

air freshners=Ozium is the best by my choice,umm you can always use febreeze, but look for odor eliminating.....
mouthwash=go hardcore with the straight listerine
eyedrops=visine,bosch and lombs opcon a,or your fav choice..

now this guide is practically foolproof,have fun.be safe,get stoned

P.S. sorry i didnt put this in there but another thing that would proablly help a good bit would be a doob tube, to make a doob tube, get a used toilet paper roll so its just the cardboard, now get some dryer sheets that you put in your clothes dryer and stuff about 6 or 7 down in there and when you take your hits blow through that..

first of all it's a decent method but so overdone... all you need is everglade tobacco odor killer and visine BLOWS for red eye removal.... get Rhoto-v, it burns like a mother fuck but feels so good when you are high and clears up your eyes in a jiffy. other than that this method is great.

P.S. leave your Rhoto-v's in the fridge or toss em in the freezer for 5-10 minutes, feels amazing~!

I just blow my smoke into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets and spray a bit of axe after i'm done

i'd much rather just wait till theyre all in bed then go smoke a quick bowl in the back yard. and im one of the lucky ones who's eyes dont get red at all, when im stoned, i dont look it:D

Meh I dont go thru all this. I just take my blunt and smoke out the window. Then I turn on the fan and open the window and spray my cologne into the fan and wash my face and brush my teeth and change my clothes lol. Usually they dont notice anything.

yea i usualyl just wait till my parents r in their room then i have this lil closet attached to my room that i go and sit in and just smoke. after im done i leave the door slightly open and smell is gone by mornin. plus my parents nvr go in there. its real tight. one of these days i plan to clean it up and put some sorta light in there so i can smoke w/ friends in there. cuz there is enough room.

i just sit were ever i want in my house and smoke.

after being caught almost 20 or so times and my parents not letting up one bit I decided that when i moved in with my dad i would make sure that i would never get caught agian.

Some might call this a little overboard but if you new my situation you would understand why its crutial.

1st I stole one of those things that go over your mouth so you dont breath in dust and i cut a circle right were my mouth is about the size of a quarter. I attached some clrear tubing and secured it in the hole useing hot glue. then i drilled a hole into the blue board facing an extreior wall (making sure it has insulation in it) in my closet. the hole fits pervfectly around the tube. then i put about 2 feet of tube into the hole in the wall, then i light a jay in my closet and put the dusk mask on instantly. i just breath out and all the msoke goesinto the insulation in the wall. ilet the ash from the jay just drop down into the tube aswell. after im done i take a cork and plug up the hole in the wall and spary some fabreeze in my closet. take some eye drops and chew a piece of gum.

a little extreme but it works for me

lol...thats tight...

lol at all this. I used to be a stealthy smoker, now I'm more or a semi-stealth smoker. And your foolproof method doesn't have any help what so ever for bathrooms w/o windows, like mine. :(

Anyways, I also happen to like visene, it gets the job done easily. And since I am still at home for like a month longer, I just wait till everyone is asleep, then take a step outside. That's all you gotta do.