Sleep humping?

ok so i wake up, still sleepy, and my wife is playing with my dick and i'm like ok, go for it... and we end up fucking.. anyways, later we're just talking and shit, and somehow it comes back on how it all started.... i say she started it when i woke up and she was playing with it. she says, that i started rubbing/grinding up against her when she came to lay in the bed....

so does anyone know of anyone, or know of themselves sleep humping?

not that i know of,

but i did have an ex that would wake me up by fucking me, and let me say thats the way to start the day!

I canâ??t say Iâ??ve ever done that man, but im sure it has something to do with not getting enough sleep. I do a lot of weird things like sleep walking if I donâ??t get enough.
But i could be wrong.

I didn't think it was a bad thing. lol

First time I ever had sex - I woke up in the middle.

^lmao

im pretty sure thats rape buddy

lmao

later

Hey man, she was sleeping too! Was it mutual rape?

i wook up in the middle of trying to get my buddies girlfriend to fuck me lol it didnt go over so well with my buddy cuz when i realized what was happening she was like ok

hey this morning i woke up with partyguys penis inside me. much better than coffee.oh and we hadnt had sex in a week so i was tight as a muthafucker. owie pussy sore. now to go get a 1/8.ooooooo a blunt sounds nice right now. peace im outtie.

i'm starting to wonder if this "gf" is real....