holy moses just took my math final high

my first math final of the first semester of my first year of college.


I procrastinated on studying for it...i ended up studying for it the night before the test but for only an hour (four chapters i had to cover)

i figured okay let me smoke a bowl before the test in my car and hopefully the ganja gods will bless me with infinite wisdom

so i smoked the bowl and showed up to the math final 15 minutes late (lol)
i worried my professor =D

Anyway i was pretty high and i began to take a final...honestly i felt like smoking made me smarter it felt like my brain was working at maximum capacity as opposed to the 50% it usually works at...I remembered sequences to problems that I know I would have forgotten if I was sober.. I remembered exact lines from the textbook and i applied everything on the test..

There were four parts on the test, two i'm pretty sure I did perfectly on while the other two i think i did "pretty good" on...he gives partial credit so that is always good too..

But yeah i really think cannabis helped me take this test, i wasn't nervous about the test at all either, thats the other thing..

i was completley chill throughout the entire thing and was very confident throughout.

It was kind of a coin toss for me to weather smoking before an exam would turn me to a retard or a genious but i had faith and it worked out in my favor :):):) :thumbsup: :smokin: :smokin:

you probably did awesome!! :)

I can focus really well too when I smoke pot before a test or written review, it does get your brain flowing or some shit lol.

Even a tiny bit of anxiety or little lack of confidence during an exam makes you not think about and remember shit thats right in your head i.e. "I know I know this one Grahhh!". Maybe pot is your adderoll, I'd advise repeat experiments fo-sho.

cannabis increases blood flow. that could explain why it helps with tests. i know that it helps me on my tests :/

Carl Sagan(RIP) was a famous scientist who reminded us that many of the things we do in life can be done just as safely and with better results when high on cannabis. He said that he found driving to be easier while stoned on cannabis. I agree.

Cannabis users can touch their nose
we can stand on one foot
we can walk a straight line
we can count to ten, backwards or forward
we can recite the alphabet....etc etc, all while enjoying our favorite plant.

I have watched people who were drunk who could NOT do any of the above
dai*ma :thumbsup:

Math while high is more interesting then sober. (what isn't?) I can understand it either way, being stoned really doesn't affect if i do better or worse.

check this out, before I started smoking i got straight C's. Now that I smoke I get straigt A's and ace all my Algebra 2 exams. pretty sick huh?

i can write really good persuasive essays when i'm high. when i'm sober i get that writer's block bullshit :stoned:

i am not suprised at your results.
What does suprise me is when i hear people who use(d) cannabis say things like.."it make me think too much"
Now, i am only one guy and i dont even know the words to that song louie louie but what the fuck is wrong with thinking? Imagine that? wowie. Thinking.

Now, on to other news....... Today 122 people were killed in a air crash when the crew went on strike in mid-air

Yes Mr. President, i am an Amarijuanacan

dai*ma
I've been smoking dope and snorting coke tryin to write a song
forgetting everthing i know till the next line comes along :smokin: