American Justice System

Here's a cartoon I thought was funny and poignant.

True. And I fucking love that cartoon. Kinda hate it too. Wish we didn't have to be in the circumstances where that had to be written.

It would be funny if wasn't so goddamn true.

DirtyHippy will you adopt me?

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Originally Posted by Void

DirtyHippy will you adopt me?

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It depends on how large of a government stipend I'll get. If you can turn a profit for me then, yes, I will consider adopting you. ;)

Haha.

can you adopt me too???

ill get a job...and maybe even keep it...and pay my way...and pay rent...you just gotta sign papers

That's what's nice about oregon, under an oz. and it's a max of a $500 fine.

the american justice system completley fucked me over, ill never trust them again

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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs

can you adopt me too???

ill get a job...and maybe even keep it...and pay my way...and pay rent...you just gotta sign papers

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Well, I'll think about it. Let's see that would be two dependents I could claim plus two government stipends, times one willing to work, carry the three....

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Originally Posted by Monkey4Sale

That's what's nice about oregon, under an oz. and it's a max of a $500 fine.

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That's another perk of being adopted by me, the penalty in CO for an oz. or less is a ticket for up to $100. So if the man gets you down, it won't be that much you have to work off by mowing the lawn.