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I want to hear your favorite Redneck jokes. :D:D
here's a few of mine.
You might be a redneck if.....
you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws.
You might be a redneck if.....
you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
You might be a redneck if.....
your state has a new law that states when a couple gets devoriced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Hahahaha I love these jokes :thumbsup:
Lol i like them all, but this one especially!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammie
You might be a redneck if.....
your state has a new law that states when a couple gets devoriced, they are still legally brother and sister.
*Woo, first reply* :D :dance:
ummmm you were supposed to add more :p g0g0g0g0g0g0!
picture.......
Wow that'd be cool:D Incentive for the lonely man to take a leak;)Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs
You like Miss Ammie?
Recognise them?
You might be a redneck if...
you mow your lawn and find a car
Lol:DQuote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
Rednecks have lawns now?....... and lawnmowers?:what:
Haha Maybe.
You miiiiight be a redneck if your name is Jeff Foxworthy
The first redneck on the moving picture thingy!
LOOK THEIR PA! IT'S JEFFREY FROM SIXTH GRADE! GEE PA I ALWAYS TOLD YA HE WAS A FUNNER LOOKIN FELLER!
I have no jokes, so here's a 'finger'.
The origin of this classic dates back well before the mid-1970's, but its current manifestation has to thank the television show Happy Days. Ralph Mouth and his gaggle of friends used a G-rated version of this bird by telling the well-deserved receiver to simply sit on it. As time passed, because of its popularity and overuse, it was not insulting enough to just sit on it. In order to reemphasize its intended insult, the receiver was also asked to spin on it.
INSTRUCTIONS
(1)Extend your nesting bird in the direction of the beneficiary of your ire. (2)As you say the words, "Sit on it," (3)slowly rotate your finger in a counterclockwise motion.
TIP
You must truly believe that the bird's recipient is going to sit on it, and this is their punishment for being them.