Flanimals

Has anyone every seen an ADULT MERNIMBLER.

It eats everything it sees and dies of chronic indigestion.

Approximate height: 14cm

CLUNGE AMBLER

This sweaty little waddle-gimp shuffles around trying to cuddle things. He is weird and smells, so is constantly being beaten up and buried. He never learns his lesson and always tries to find and cuddle the Flanimal that buried him. The Flanimal usually buries him again.

Approximate height: 9cm

GRUNDIT

Staggers around half-witted and grumpy, trying to start trouble. Its favourite hobby is using the Puddloflaj as a form of transport, but it always falls off, causing the bumps on its head. Luckily the brain is too small to be affected.

Approximate height: 6.5cm.

PUDDLOFLAJ

Cowardly wobbler that spends its days avoiding the Grundit. The Puddloflaj looks like a useless fat blob. It actually doesn't have an ounce of fat on it - it's water retention. In fact it's nearly 100% water, sort of like filling a balloon from a tap. Baby Puddloflaj can be used as water bombs.

Approximate height: 8cm.

MUNTY FLUMPLE

This little dough-brained chump mijlet likes everything. It wanders around and stares at things, instantly falling in love. It will stand staring for days until the Flanimal it is staring at moves away. If it falls in love with a Glonk, it is there forever.

Approximate height: 6cm

I'm going to post in this thread out of pity.

HONK

Moley squit that sleeps all day, until for no reason it makes the loudest noise on the planet, causing its nose to trumpet up to fifty times normal size. It then falls to the floor exhausted and fast asleep.

Approximate height: 4.5cm

They are from Ricky Gervais' book Flanimals,

I think they are pretty cool and funny,

Ricky was great in the Office.

wtf are you doing?
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what does it look like i'm doing,

fu<k off you freak