A very strange incident

So this morning I woke up as usual, ate my muffins, brushed my teeth, etc. And then headed to the bathroom for my regular morning crap, with the latest Newsweek in my hands. Well I was siting there doing my business and reading a delightfully entertaining article on erectial dysfunction, which I also found to be strangely arousing! When I felt a strange sensation in my intestines. It was going to be a big one. and a tough one. I pushed and pushed with all of might for a good 5 minutes and got it about half way through. So I took a little break, drank some gatorade, and watched some tv, all while holding my shit half way out of my bung hole. Well, after that string of activities, I continued the work that was only half done. Well 10 minutes later, I was still pushing with all the energy I could muster! Boy was I sweating!!! well finally after another 30 minutes, I pushed that shit totally out. Well when I got up I glanced at the toilet and saw a dead, half digested body of a frog, covered in shit. I didnt remember ever eating a frog last night. so strange.

that's nothing, i shat out a WHOLE frog....

yea man thats nothing i shat out a donkey one then rode it to egypt how l33t is that

pretty l33t.....rly

yea and this one time at egypt

i shat out the dallai llama

i shat out a REAL llama

yea i shat out gary coleman whilst EATING OUT A LLAMA

due to legal advise i cant comment any more on this

as your lawyer, i advised you not to bring it up in the first place...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! after he tried to sue you the first time....

What is this, suppose to be funny? I'm ripped stoned and I'm sitting here frowning. Not funny.

i shit out a weapon of mass destruction.hurry tell bush!!!