SEMEN ON MY TOILET SEAT!!!!

ohhh man, i was goin into my bathroom, looking forward to a nice dump, and sat down, and there was semen on the toilet seat! completely ruined my shit...awwwww

man, I hate it when that happens.

Whos' spunk was it? Was it yours you dirty little mare?

naw i think it was my younger brothers, wouldnt care if it was my own brand

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... naaaasty

hahahha ROTFLMAO i about pissed myself on that one

I think if I sat on someone else's cum that it would ruin more than my shit!

my lollercopter is taking off

i'd slap my brother..........hard

wow

thats gross

if it would be your mother that would have sat there she could have been pregant.... by your brother! hahahahahaha