Tokosan.

Are you for real?

WTF?

yeah, what are you asking exactly? he hooked me up with my avvy. i know he has a recent join date, but so do like 90% of the people on here...

Nah, I mean, like... I dunno, i'm stoned and can't concentrate long enough to form a coherent sentencde.. except for just then, and the ones that are gonna follow this. He just seems like he's always being ironic/sarcastic, and is parodying people all the time.. but I have been this stoned pretty much every time i've come on the boards lately, so you know. Sorry tokosan.. if i'm talking shit then you've got permission to make me a sandwich. :)

ya im real.

how ya doin ghost. im good, just had a sammich. it wuz tasty i might eat a cookie in a lil bit.

lol, sometimez parodiz are funney. heres a good story for ya man, hope ya like it.

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Originally Posted by The Lord of the Dance

My friend loves carpets. And I'm understating that; he's OBSESSED with them! He has a carpet for every animal on Earth practically, even ones without hair! He invited me over one day, to show me his latest acquisition.

As I entered the house, a large object slammed into my forehead. I was thrown to the ground, but not knocked out. I felt myself being dragged across the floor, where I was stripped naked and tied to a table. It was then that I regained my composure, and analyzed what was happening to me.

"It's a penis rug" he said. I'm forming the rug from the hair and skin that makes up a male penis. I've already collected about fifty so far; you're actually the last one needed to complete the carpet!" He giggled, and got to work. All I could do was gasp in horror at what was about to happen to me. He systematically removed all of the skin from my penis, with unmatched precision. I screamed in pain as my manhood was being destroyed in front of me. He used a special glue-like oil to prevent bleeding. Eventually, he finished removing the skin from my genital area; testicles, penis, and crotch. Placing the skin in a special container, he turned back to me and said, "you won't be needing this anymore!" With one slice of a cleaver, he chopped off the bloodied stump that was left over. My manhood was gone!

He finished creating the rug, and hung it on the wall behind me. I could count every penis skin; all fifty of them! The penis had a thick layer of hair covering the skins, in all sorts of shapes and colors. I recognized two of them, as I had been with their owners the night before. He put the bloody stump into a spaghetti sauce, mixed it up well, and then spooned it over my bare chest. He then proceeded to lick it off, being sure to get every drop! Finally, he left the room.

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Hahahah.

I envy you. :(

Gonna be wednesday evening for me at earliest. Last time was thursday evening. >_<

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Originally Posted by tokosan

heres a good story for ya man, hope ya like it.

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-silence- :eek:

That's it for me...I'm outta' here! You guys are fucked up!@%$

Hey, what is this guy talking about? This is a perfectly normal thread.

haha :D

agreed.

im stoned rite now and tokason doesnt apear real.

w.e