Saddam camping in cs_iraq, press release from Rumsfeld

Thursday, June 26 12:01 AM EDT
Rumsfeld Accuses Saddam of Camping
By Peter Kenway

Washington DC - Many think the war in cs_iraq is over, but one terrorist is camping an obscure corner of the map trying to force a draw, according to US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Camping Saddam"He knows he can't win the round, so he's just camping where we can't find him, waiting for time to run out. Saddam is such a lamer," claimed Rumsfeld in a press conference today. "He's probably wallhacking too."

"This is just another example of his pattern of behavior,"continued Rumsfeld, who accused the {Ba'ath} clan of hiding behind hostages to decrease the US's score, in addition to other war crimes. "Its these cheaters and lamers that are ruining the fun of war for the rest of us."

The [US] clan has rolled through recent tournaments, handing defeat to the |TaLiBAN| clan in cs_kandahar, but has come under fire in the press lately for accusations of AWP-whoring and bunny-hopping. Elite defense analyst Thomas Franklin points out that clan [US] has repeatedly refused requests that they install Punkbuster. "They have no credibility. How do we know they're not cheating themselves? What a bunch of whiners."
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Rumsfeld dismisses these charges. "This is all just a smoke and mirrors act. Saddam is the real cheater here. We have definitive proof that he used aimbot tons and tons of times, we just can't find it."

When asked about what upcoming clan battles team [US] has planned, Rumsfeld replied, "I just want to say that we're aware of what -=NK=-KimJong-afk has been saying about us in chatrooms. We'll see if he can still talk that trash after I headshot him with my deagle. This isn't Starcraft. Those Koreans don't stand a chance."

-=NK=-KimJong-afk was unavailable for comment.

Hahahaha, nice. :)

phoenix do u play cs ?
there was a guy named phoenix in this pot smokers server

my steams not working

but i play Battlefield 2....PC
i'm pretty good, ive unlocked one gun and i'm almost gonna unlock another

Haha, nah, I played it on XBL for a bit, mostly me and my friend would just fuck with people, it was hilarious. I don't really like it that much though. :-\

I play starcraft every now and then lol

im pretty good at cs at pc if any wants to play

How bout bf1942? Thats pretty much all I play online anymore since MTF got so friggin lamer spammed.
Anyone for a bf1942 round? ( still playin the demo...not going to install the full till I redo my windows and partition the shit outa my hd.)

....moved to the political forum??
It amazes me what shit gets moved so as not to upset the sensibilities of some people while some other disgustingly offensive shit keeps top billing in the lounge till it dies a natural death. (??!!??)
There is no consistancy on the mod team man.

agreed, funkey.

It was moved b/c the mod who did it was too lazy to actually OPEN the thread and understand it is a funny parody, but instead they say the word "saddam" and "cs_iraq" and moved it to politics.