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ok so i was smoking with this jewish guy from school and i pulled out my weed and he asked me if it was kosher or me and my friends do what is right and start bust out laughing. Then he gets serious and asks again and i how the fuck am i suposed to know. So he gets mad and just sits there the whole time because our weed isnt kosher. HAHA
kosher just means clean, approved by the national hebrew shit and not cross contaminated. It only pertains to food.
i know that and thats y it was funny as hell
That's pretty fucking funny. If you wanna smoke weed, you need not worry if it's kosher or not!
Well I bet most rabbis disapprove of weed anyhow. But hey, if you want to blindly follow your religious leaders who tell you not to smoke weed, that's just more for the rest of us!
Well is it possible to have kosher/non-kosher brownies?
actually, kosher has a LOT of ... for lack of better terms... weird rules. such as the food (dunno if it applies to weed... can weed even be kosher?) can not be torn. So if the knife used to cut meat has a nick in it, and tears the meat instead of slicing it... game over, not kosher. of course.. thats down to the nitty gritty bullshit rules that 1 or 2 peoplei n the world follow lol.
I'm a jew, As you'll know from my posts, I smoke a lot of weed! Only a small percentage are Kosher; think of most of us like lay catholics.
Howdy kim,Quote:
Originally Posted by kimchibanana
The only way I could think of the weed as not being kosher,is if it's been fertilized with any ferts made or derived from non-kosher substances,like shell-fish or crustaceans. My girlfriend's Jewish,but she doesn't worry about being kosher..I'll ask her more about this today,as you've sparked my curiousity..lol.
Have a good one !
LOL kosher weed man!!!!!!!!!! Thats funny! Word to your jew friend!
Jews r weirdddddddd! No disrespect...lol.