surreal things that happen while stoned

We are all sitting in my house chiefing out when someone knocks on the door. In my neighborhood it's usually a salesman but since we where all high no one wanted to answer. I crack the door, you can see smoke easing out by my porch light. Standing there is every stoners fucking nightmare.... policeman who says- are you Scarlett Crush?
me- who's asking?
him- you have a speeding ticket that was due yesterday and I'm here to take you in for nonpayment.

yes friends and neighbors it was one day late and they drove to my house to arrest me for it. I was obviously high with my kitty ears on and my stoned ass friends taking pictures. lol I was there for half an hour, they offered me a doughnut while I was sitting there waiting on my boyfriends check to go through the system. I was in and out in about an hour, and to this day it remains the most surreal experience.

if you all have pictures of some surreal moments when you where stoned, or just funny stoned party pics, post 'em!!!
my stalker is gone for a week and now I can post whatever I want, woot!!! :p

omg.. i would have had a heart attack

Awww Scarlett, poor you :(

hahahahaha that pic is a classic tho' !!! :D

Ahahahah that picture is fucking awesome.

Damn, that gets my heart pumping just thinking about it. You lucky so and so!

Me and my brother were at my firends house and we decided that we would go out back to smoke a joint. Well after the joint we went inside to do a little drinking. 5 minutes later we here a knock on the door. Its his neighbor asking why he smells weed.Now this guy is Ex-Narc so he is for real about this so my friend just made up some names and all that happened is he had to call his mom(who lets us drink and just turns her head to us smoking) and that was it but i was scared as fuck.

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

We are all sitting in my house chiefing out when someone knocks on the door. In my neighborhood it's usually a salesman but since we where all high no one wanted to answer. I crack the door, you can see smoke easing out by my porch light. Standing there is every stoners fucking nightmare.... policeman who says- are you Scarlett Crush?
me- who's asking?
him- you have a speeding ticket that was due yesterday and I'm here to take you in for nonpayment.

yes friends and neighbors it was one day late and they drove to my house to arrest me for it. I was obviously high with my kitty ears on and my stoned ass friends taking pictures. lol I was there for half an hour, they offered me a doughnut while I was sitting there waiting on my boyfriends check to go through the system. I was in and out in about an hour, and to this day it remains the most surreal experience.

if you all have pictures of some surreal moments when you where stoned, or just funny stoned party pics, post 'em!!!
my stalker is gone for a week and now I can post whatever I want, woot!!! :p

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ahaha, no payment. That happened to me once ago. pretty sad what they'll will do for $5

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Originally Posted by Ausman

Me and my brother were at my firends house and we decided that we would go out back to smoke a joint. Well after the joint we went inside to do a little drinking. 5 minutes later we here a knock on the door. Its his neighbor asking why he smells weed.Now this guy is Ex-Narc so he is for real about this so my friend just made up some names and all that happened is he had to call his mom(who lets us drink and just turns her head to us smoking) and that was it but i was scared as fuck.

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Great pic, you must treasure that for years to come! :p

I had to go to state police headquarters awhile back to be fingerprinted for admittance to nursing school. I was so stoned at the time (I didn't do it on purpose, it just worked out that way LOL). So I was high as fuck and being fingerprinted by a cop at the police station....yeah, that was pretty surreal. :D

That picture is a riot....all stoned and smiley, hahahaha!! The cop looks like that one dude from CHIPS. :p