some things id like to know

ok well ive never lit up in my life before,but most likely will some time when i go to ocean city with friends(im in maryland)first of all i wanna know how to pick out dealers,its kinda diffucult being in a small school where no one deals except one kid who refuses to do it in school. he can get my 1/4 of hydro for $45~. also some other guy i know said hed sell me chronic for $10-15 a dimebag,are they bullshitting?also how many joints could you make per gram,2gram,1/8,1/4 ect would be nice to know.how can you tell if what you get is chronic is it literally neon green?and what tips do you have for someone lighting up for there first time?would it be better to use a torch lighter or a regular lighter when your smoking?

First thing I'm gonna ask is..do you have any friends that smoke? If so ask them to buy you some..if they have a steady dealer that provides decent stuff just go with them until you get some experience. Almost every young (and sometimes old) dealer will tell you their stuff is chronic..however there are some noticeable differences between chronic and mexican shit; such as color, odor, stickiness, etc. If it's all dry and crushed up, or has alot of seeds in it don't take it unless you're desperate. As for joints it all depends on how fat you wanna roll em..You could probably roll two decent sized j's with one gram but it's all personal preference really. Just use a regular lighter..no need for a torch unless you're smoking salvia out of a bong or whatnot. Some tips..hmm..depending on the quality of the roll some joints hit real fast and some hit kind of slow. Don't go inhaling as fast as you can..just a little bit at a time until you get a feel for it. I've known plenty of people that get turned off immediately because they take too fast of hits and it burns the shit out of their throat and lungs and they start coughing pretty hard...most of those guys ended up drinking as their primary hobby unfortunately.. If you have a joint of good stuff you'll probably get high your first time. Some people don't. It took me a few times myself but once it kicks in you'll definetely know it. Make sure all your friends are cool with it and everything and just fucking toke out and chill. That's what it's all about.

*One more thing about dealers..out of my personal experience (I apologize if this sounds racist to any of you) but I prefer to deal with white dealers.. Had some bad personal experiences with others, but I don't like to judge a book by it's cover so I try not to. Just scope them out and see if they're cool or shady/tweaky and make your decision from there.

Nothing is naturally neon-green, let alone weed.

Try to breathe in as deep as you can, but as Nilfalas said, not too much at a time. Try not to cough, once you start it's not easy to stop, and it starts to hurt.

cough to get off.

usually weed turns around 10$ a gram. but can be 15 at some places. so just walk late at night and search for potheads man, thats not hard to find. dunno try music shows, bars, anything. anyway....

USE THE TORCH LIGHTER.

wtf does using a torch have to do wtih a nuclear/atomic explosion???? lol i'm just wondering...and what you get if it truly is good shyt should be fluffy and stuff...maybe have some crystals and hairs on it....if it has seeds in it don't pay no 10+ a gram....

well i have a cousin who has done it but his friends get it and he doesnt know where. and for a first timer is hydro strong?or just like normal shit and how much would chronic go per gram?do i need to buy speacialty blunt paper or can i use shit around the house?

dude how old r u. are u in highschool? if ur in high school it should not be hard to get bud and then find some 18 year old to buy u some papers or a blunt

lol i have a dealer who will sell me hydro $45 1/4,i dont feel like buying blunt