EMERGENCY ROOM

whats the craziest reason you ever been taken to one of those?????????


one night I was smoking with a friend of mine and I felt tired and shit, and I wasnted to boost my high so I took 11 caffeine pills and I got like really fucked up and had to tell my mom to take me to a hospital because I felt like I was going to beat my heart out of my chest, it was an overall horrible experience.

I told the doc what happened but he just thought I wanted to kill my self so he told me to go to a shrink or something... which I didn't do, I just laid off the caffeine and it worked :)

I got bitten by my pet iguana, and my my dad thought that I was going to get rabes. He took me to the emergency room, and we had to wait at least two hours just to see the damn doctor. I told the doctor what happened, but even he didn't know what to do. He was like, "If it gets red and you have a feavor, then come back and see me." I told my dad after we got out of the hospital, "Why would I want to see that dumb ass. I'd rather get bit by the lizard again than be killed by that person."

I wind up in the ER very frequently, but one of the more unpleasant experiences was when I was bloodied from head to toe in a bike accident. Eh, *Shivers*

one day i saw an emergency room and i opened it for fun. yep, thats the caziest reason i guess, lol

had to take my ol lady to the emergency room in lake tahoe once we;d been aeting acid and drinking in the casino and when it was time to leave one of my wifes friends accidenly slamed my wifes hand in the car door breaking several fingers needless to say the doc and nurse wernt very happy having a bunch of dosed and drunk hippies wandering around the hospital looking for the nitrous oxide tanks

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Originally Posted by Etrain

I wind up in the ER very frequently

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HAHA, man, that's the wildest opening to a post I've seen in awhile!

funny

yeah i once popped like 5 caffeine pills and had a couple expresso shots, i was completely fucked up but then came the comedown which was horrible, worst goddamn comedown ive had the same with ether. back to the topic i went flying off my bicycle once and slammed my head against the road when i was around 10 my dad took me to the ER but goddamn they ask a shitload of questions, he told em i was wearing a helmit but it flew off which wasnt true :P

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Originally Posted by rajking86

HAHA, man, that's the wildest opening to a post I've seen in awhile!

funny

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LMFAO my sentiments exactly. I knew his would win just from that opener.

ER 2600:

mowing yard- backed into a dead tree w.lots of little dead branches; a brittle twig just barely fit into my ear canal, punctured eardrum, and broke off deep down.

climbing a tree to remove a bicylcle (no clue, but if it would have stayed, our dorm would have payed), it fell from its resting place to a branch a few feet below, and the sprocket caught my hand and attatched it to the next branch down.

Jumped in pond, rusty barrell in pond, calf sliced open.

JUmping on bed, landed on nightstand, knee sliced open.

Bit by a wild prarie dog because it was a little too wild.

Bit by little fuzzy dog because I was barking in its face.

Dropped a glass serving bowl, turned it into an exploding mass of green jello and glass shards of varying sizes. One of the larger shards imbedded in foot.

And a visit here and there just for when I'm feeling... a tad under the weather (sometimes you just need a little I.V. boost you know). Other uninteresting ones, and prlly a few interesting ones I'm forgetting (or just mentally blocking out lol).

hit by a car 1984,1990, 91, 92, 93 and 94. lots a fukin stiches.


pills.

Fight - 2x4 to head, concussion; ouch.