1. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
2. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
3. If you break me, I do not stop working. If you touch me, I may be snared. If you lose me, Nothing will matter. What am I?
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"The other side we'll see?"
"What? No.. You get to choose from these assorted stuffed animals! See? A panda, a little piggy.."
"You're no Bridgemaster! You're a looney!"
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