1) Have any of you ever been caught masturbating? :p
2) Whats the weirdest place uve ever masturbated? :rolleyes:
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1) Have any of you ever been caught masturbating? :p
2) Whats the weirdest place uve ever masturbated? :rolleyes:
Yeah. I've been caught masturbating. And I don't know for the second one. I've masturbated alot of crazy places. Church camp((ha! Take that, Jesus!)), on a train under some blankets. I've gotten head in the back seat while my x's mom was driving. That was paranoia right there. Thank god for blankets and tinted windows.
I've never been caught spankin da monkey ^^ hmmm weirdest place uhhhh i guess school. I jacked off in school =/
Ha ha a perfect time to tell you about "The Danger Wank" lol
A mate told me about this the other day, heres the deal.....
You need to be in your bedroom preparing yourself, then call over a member of the family/partner (best if they are downstairs) in the time from them comming to see what you want, you have to pull one off before they reach you. You dont wanna get caught eh? The Danger Wank....lol
Peace
lmfao to the danger wank
ive jerked it in a public shower while i was camping. i dont think it was very sanitary. and it wasnt an open shower, it was individual ones and it took forveer for sum reason
ps. im trying the danger wank sumtime
later
hahahah. Danger wanking sounds awesome. Thinking back on it, I've masturbated at school too.
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Originally Posted by dog420
lol imma try that shit. First with my gf with out her knowing, and if i can pull it off on her imma try it with friends lmao that is the greatest thing ever.
i caught my mom once.... funny as shit
caught your mom!!!! man...i feel sorry for you!!!! ive never been caught jackin off. and for the weirdest place ive jacked off...hmmmm... id have to say it was at school...not too weird...but i dont really do it i weird places...thats how you get caught..and that would be just imbarresing. :D
I have had in-school suspension and thats where u sit in a white room with blinds over the windows and its located in the office. You get to do homework and nothing else for the whole day and of course after 5 hours I got horny and decided to wack off in the room with the blinds up (haha). Well I decided this wouldnt b too good to get caught in so I went into the office bathroom and cummed all over the toilet paper lol and walked out....