White people have often been condemned for trying to use the phrase "fo shizzle my nizzle" because they are in fact not "nizzles" themselves (and often neither is the target) and usage of the term is seen as derogatory.
So in response, I propose that we white people start saying "fo' shizzle my crizzle" instead. When in a state of disbelief, shout out "cracka please!" Start calling your friends your "honkies", for the sake of equality. Perhaps someday we will have our own TV channel, WET (White Entertainment Television) on which we will have the freedom to call each other whiteys and dance badly to our hearts' desire.
(The above post was intended for humor only blah blah blah no negative feelings towards any ethnicity or nationality blah blah blah read at your own discretion blah blah blah no intention of encouraging racial slurs blah blah some white people can dance too, etc. etc.)
