different terms you use for being stoned?

theres quite a few different terms for being stoned..whats ur favourite way of saying your stoned? mines gotta be 'fucked' most likely...pretty traditional :p ..i think the worst term ive heard for being stoned is 'lean', altough ive never heard anyone use it outside the west midlands..any1 else use that term?
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As there are different levels of being stoned, I often use different terms to reflect that. If I'm really really stoned (doesn't happen that often), then I say I'm really fucked up. If I'm anywhere between slightly happy and pretty stoned, then I use high, toasty, baked, blazed, ripped, and I think that's it. Any other terms kinda sound weird to me, like that "lean" one.

Faded :cool:

Lit, keyed, faded

blitzed, blasted, monged, fried...

"blind."

Lean, Chung, Stoned, Buziin, im feelin it lol, im mashed, im wrecked, baked and HIGH AS A MOTHERUCKER LOL

haha...umm "fried" "toasted" "wasted" "lobotomized"

"Blazed"

I say...

"Fucked Up"
"High"
"Cheeched"
"Stoned"
"Gone"
"tore"