hello world i am your king!!!!

the wait is over my people the king is here. please all i ask is for you all to keep everythang :) and :hippy: so that the king wont get :mad: . if everythang is :thumbsup: then we can :rastasmoke:. now if for any reason you get the king :cursing: then i will have to :blueknife: or send these guys after you :chainsaw: :rambo: :rambohead: :beatdeadhorse: :gunfighter2: and they will put your body to rest :angelsmiley: . now can we please celebrate :woohoo: :bigsmoke: . now if you read all this stuff and is like :confused: then :S4: i will :asskick: for being such a :yippee: .

ok i cant keep up with this shit
i just smoked to blunts to the face and just wanted to tell the world i have arrived

p.s. this message will :microwave: in ten seconds RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, welcome...

Welcome.

Dude we all smoke weed, relax there...

that kept me entertained for a bit.

Hey, Your Royal Highness, this is what we do to people who proclaim themselves "kings" around here:

i love the warm welcome but there seem to be haters. i guess i will have to send the goons loose.

im hatin

"Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--"

I only know one thing for sure: " all men are pigs, and I am their King " ... :D
(I was 'crowned' by an ex-wife, it's official) :jointsmile: