Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed!

Namely, that liberals will ruin your life! â??Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.â?�
Shakespeare's Sister

I wonder if San Fran is going to promote this in their schools as "alternative" reading. LOL..........

Have a good one!:s4:

The scary thing is that liberals are real, and the boogyman isnt...

I'm going to write a book in which children are terrified because there are conservative monsters under their beds. I can't think of anything more nightmarish for a child--at least a thinking, caring one--than discovering creatures like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh under theirs!

i dunno the closet was pretty scary when i was a child.... lol

What a great idea for a children's book.

There could be a whole series like this.

1. Help Mom, there are terrorists under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it blown to smithereens.

2. Help Mom, Al Sharpton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it protested against and later closed down.

3. Help Mom, Paris Hilton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have Paris crash into it while driving drunk.

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

i dunno the closet was pretty scary when i was a child.... lol

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'cause that's where the conservatives are hiding.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by JaggedEdge

What a great idea for a children's book.

There could be a whole series like this.

1. Help Mom, there are terrorists under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it blown to smithereens.

2. Help Mom, Al Sharpton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have it protested against and later closed down.

3. Help Mom, Paris Hilton is under my bed.
Kids start lemonade stand only to have Paris crash into it while driving drunk.

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:S2: Good rep on the way.......CLASSIC!

I know it'd scare the hell out of me to look under my bed to see Hillary! Bye, bye wood for a LONG TIME!:(

Have a good one!:s4:

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

:S2: Good rep on the way.......CLASSIC!

I know it'd scare the hell out of me to look under my bed to see Hillary! Bye, bye wood for a LONG TIME!:(

Have a good one!:s4:

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Wood, wood, , I guess Rush Limbaugh is your woodsman, eh. ~LOL~, Maybe Judiani, How about that Fred Thompson, there's a sweet face to wake up to, good morning Fred, rettccchhhh, wow, he chopped down the whole tree---~LOL~

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I'm going to write a book in which children are terrified because there are conservative monsters under their beds. I can't think of anything more nightmarish for a child--at least a thinking, caring one--than discovering creatures like Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh under theirs!

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hahaha

i agree...ann coulter scares the hell out of me

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Originally Posted by medicinal

Wood, wood, , I guess Rush Limbaugh is your woodsman, eh. ~LOL~, Maybe Judiani, How about that Fred Thompson, there's a sweet face to wake up to, good morning Fred, rettccchhhh, wow, he chopped down the whole tree---~LOL~

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LOL...I got my eyes on other sights!:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:s4: