my first time

ok its going to be my first time smoking weed and I had some questions:

(by the way I read all the FAQs)

1. If I smoke it will I be able to "function" around people without them noticing that I'm high, or will I laugh uncontrollablely and do stupid stuff?

2. How long will my high last, for 1 joint (about 1 gram of weed)

3. How can I get the smell out?

Oh by the way I can get a gram from someone I know for $5! i think its a good deal!

thanks guys

1) depending how much you smoke your first time will decide this but i say they will notice you.

2)prob a hour depending on quality

3)spray deodorant, cologne, use eyedrops, eat a mint

I bet the weed is shwag for that price.

1.on your first time if smoke rite (liek actually ohld all the smoke in for awile) then no you will not be able to function after u smoke it awile ull build a tolerance and it will also becom alot easier to act strate around people

2. like he said about an hour depending on quality

3. same shit the other guy said and its reely important about the eye drops cuz red eyes are the only way my parents can tell by look n at me so i use eyedrops quite frequently

and btw its 5 dolalrs a gram were i lve 2 and that is for reel good quality bud

i can get shwag at that price if i buy it 5 grams, for 25, otherwize its 10 a gram for shwag

i got can a oz of shwag for 45$

damn, 45 for an ounce, thats good

I can get a oz of shwag for 45$. bleh dunno what i was thinking typing that above.

normaly an ounce cost me 80 bucks for shwag.

thanks for all the advice!

my friend buys that cheap weed from the same dealer and he was pretty messed up for awhile. but it was kinda funny we were on the bus and he saw some sheep and yelled "SHEEEEEEEPP!!!!!" and started laughing, i was great!

$45 for an oz? where i live an eigth of good bud costs $45 !!!!!! im moving the fuck out of this town. peace.