Can you say f***ed up?

This one time I was at this party. Got really stoned and drunk, I remember going to the toilet to piss, next thing I know I'm standing in a bedroom with my dick in my hand and the host behind me. He's screaming that I've just pissed in his little sisters bed.. Before I know it he's trying to push me out the front door, and before I go I manage to get a hold of a bottle of liqour. I think I got most of it down my throat. Then it's all black, and four hours later I'm on the other side of town being picked up by the cops. They take me into the car and fuckit there I see a good friend of mine laying in his own puke, hah. I'm like, wtf are you doing here? And he can barely respond, it was so fucking surreal, AND funny. I could'nt stop laughing seeing him laying there in the corner. Tho I had no idea how I got there and what I'd done to get the attention of the cops.. I can vaguely remember some old woman and a doorstep or something.. Who knows.. Anyways, I get lucky and the cops just drive me home :thumbsup:

Anyone else got some good/f***ed up stories to share?

lmao.. had a good time?

lol the cops would have beat me for a good half an hour

yeah man, its always nice to meet friends when you're out :P got any stories to share green? :D

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Originally Posted by greenvoodoo

lol the cops would have beat me for a good half an hour

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The cops where I live are really nice, I've had run-ins with them several times.. One time they busted in on a party I had, and they fucking helped me clean up some of the mess :wtf:

OK, I'm drinking a glass of wine right now, so I'm don't think I'm some tea-totaler. But kid, if you are mistaking a child's bed for a toilet, you're just too dam* drunk! The two don't look a thing alike!
So what do you do? Grab ANOTHER bottle of booze while your host is 86ing you out of his house! YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED MORE! What you did THEN for 4 hours you can't remember, except you likely harassed some old lady maybe on her own doorstep! Your puking friend could have easily been dying of alcohol poisoning- what did you do? Laugh like a fool! Then you do luck out, and get some half-way compassionate cops that took pity on a poor drunken kid and drove him home- rather than busting him for public drunkeness, disorderly conduct and more.

Your story isn't fucked up- YOU ARE! Quit drinking! Stick to pot- you won't make such a fool out of yourself!- Granny:hippy:

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

OK, I'm drinking a glass of wine right now, so I'm don't think I'm some tea-totaler. But kid, if you are mistaking a child's bed for a toilet, you're just too dam* drunk! The two don't look a thing alike!
So what do you do? Grab ANOTHER bottle of booze while your host is 86ing you out of his house! YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED MORE! What you did THEN for 4 hours you can't remember, except you likely harassed some old lady maybe on her own doorstep! Your puking friend could have easily been dying of alcohol poisoning- what did you do? Laugh like a fool! Then you do luck out, and get some half-way compassionate cops that took pity on a poor drunken kid and drove him home- rather than busting him for public drunkeness, disorderly conduct and more.

Your story isn't fucked up- YOU ARE! Quit drinking! Stick to pot- you won't make such a fool out of yourself!- Granny:hippy:

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easy there...

everyone gets really shitty once, twice or thousands of times in their lives

more power to ya if you had a run in with the cops and didn't get in trouble

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

OK, I'm drinking a glass of wine right now, so I'm don't think I'm some tea-totaler. But kid, if you are mistaking a child's bed for a toilet, you're just too dam* drunk! The two don't look a thing alike!
So what do you do? Grab ANOTHER bottle of booze while your host is 86ing you out of his house! YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED MORE! What you did THEN for 4 hours you can't remember, except you likely harassed some old lady maybe on her own doorstep! Your puking friend could have easily been dying of alcohol poisoning- what did you do? Laugh like a fool! Then you do luck out, and get some half-way compassionate cops that took pity on a poor drunken kid and drove him home- rather than busting him for public drunkeness, disorderly conduct and more.

Your story isn't fucked up- YOU ARE! Quit drinking! Stick to pot- you won't make such a fool out of yourself!- Granny:hippy:

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Agreed. Might have been funny for your drunk ass but you fucked over a lot of people, including the cops. Then the best you can do is giggle about it. Next time you wake up in a squallar unable to move with no fucking idea where you are, i'll wonder if your first thought is "ehehehe, awesome..."

that kinda happened to me once.. my friend and i started drinking around noon, and by about midnight i was STUUUUMMBLIN' bad. at some point before the blackout, i recall taking a couple shots of a bottle of evan williams my friend and i had just bought..

i remember waking up on the kitchen floor cuddling with a raw steak. the hookah sat a couple feet away. at some point in time i had pissed in my girlfriends closet, mistaking that for a toilet too.. lmao.. good times man

I really can't control myself when around alcohol. This other time I was at a birthday party, a chick in my class had this nice place to celebrate. Well, everyone is drunk and my friends know I get totally wasted when I drink booze, so of course they stuff me full of the shit. Next thing I know it's 4.30 AM and I'm standing in the kitchen.. That girl in my class is standing besides me giggling like a maniac, she was drunk as hell btw. Her father is standing in front of me telling me he had found me laying on the floor by the toilet. The room he found me in was like 2 sqare meters, the door was locked so he had to use some crazy ninja skills to open it. He's cool about it tho and is laughing about it himself, i prolly blacked out or something when I was pissing :wtf: Had a great time with my friends before I blacked out, so no big deal!

Yeah Storm Crow, know I'm fucked up, but only when drinking alcohol :jointsmile: This just proves that weed is way better then alcohol, atleast for me.