I walked inside stoned as fuck and having the munchies like a BITCH!!

I said fuck yeah kraft macaroni. Straight put a pot on the stove and turned the oven on for the water to boil. I hit up the computer still baked and started hitting up funny ass videos on viral. I looked down and said oh man dude chips from earlier today. Straight mowed down on that. Like 45 minutes later i'm full and laying down to go to sleep. Sat there watching tv for a few before I started getting hungry again. I thought how good it would be to be mowing down on some kraft and I said oh fuck the water! Burnt the pot.

hahahha nothing like the minchies hun, makes EERYTHING better. I just munched on pink PEEP chickens and pretzels....mmmm

Sounds like something the real peter grifin would do.

wow... if we were friends i could finally make a post in that "do you have a dumbass friend" thread. lol j/k u must've been high as fuck

I do that shit straight...

Thats funny. At least you remembered b4 you burnt the house down.

I lost my sense of smell so I could theoretically burn my house down before I knew it...

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Originally Posted by Skink

I lost my sense of smell so I could theoretically burn my house down before I knew it...

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I almost burnt down our house the other day warming up tostada shells in my toaster oven. It only took about a minute before the whole oven was engulfed in flames. I put it out with a huge cup of water. The tostadas just melted in there and burst into flames. If I wouldn't of saw it when i did, it would of caught the kitchen on fire quickly. Phew.

No sense of smell...that sucks...how is your sense of taste?

...I caught eggs on fire once...

The taste went too... I get hints now and then and Pot does wonders...