i would call some japanese kids over to catch them all!
if you made contact with an alien what would you say?
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i would call some japanese kids over to catch them all!
if you made contact with an alien what would you say?
take me to your alienetic moon shrooms
what if cocaine never existed?
The 80's would have sucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
What if ALL flowers got you high?
id go into every garden and see whats the best(i got those dank dandelions)
what if jesus were still alive?
I'd ask him to tell his followers to chill the fuck out and quit pushing their beliefs on everyone.
What if today was your last day on this planet?
id chill with all my friends then come back to my family
what if religion never existed?
if religion never existed neither would we. TRIP ON THAT.
what if we only had 20 second memory span
what was your question again
what if your vacumm attacked you right now?
then death to all vacuums
what if pirates ransacked your house now?
id turn it off, then show it whos boss
what if a midget, catholic preist, and pee wee herman rubed u gently in your dreams but you couldnt wake up
I'd say fuck it and go along for the ride.Quote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
What if yer belly button was a peep hole?
id get to see things i would never be able to see
what if the world flushed their toilet all at the same time?
the pope would turn into a giant heelamonsterQuote:
Originally Posted by crudemood
what if i could shit golden bricks?
then you would buy alot of weed and smoke it all and be set for life as one of th e most happiest ppl alive
what would happen if ever one in the world smoked weed every day and every one was high as hell all the time?
i'd smoke dope with tha popeQuote:
Originally Posted by bluedevilar4
what if you grew an asshole on your elbow?
Nothing would get done ever?
What if everyone put others ahead of themselves?
Life wouldnt be fun anymore
What if you could manipulate space/time at will?
i'd go back in time and bring this thread backQuote:
Originally Posted by PsychedelicSins
what if i did that 6 years from now and can tell you the future sucks?
i've waisted a heck of alot of time being happy and gettin stoned =) hehe
what if war and violence had never been created?
Then I wouldn't have been sent to sort it out..Quote:
Originally Posted by st0n3r
What if night never fell?
then the earth would get all bubbly and all warm and every1 will go YAY perfect to grow cannabis lol
what if cannabis becomes tollerated worldwide(like holland)?
then errbody'd be cool wif me
what if i brought this thread back from the dead?
Then I'd kill you thrice so it wouldn't happen again.
what if the knights of the round table owned a strip club?
Then they'd spend all their time buying lap dances and jerking off instead off fighting the bad guys. :)
What if animals could talk?
then i'd shank them in the face
what if all the crackheads united and started a riot?
i would pretend to be a crackhead, and steal guitars and shit.
what if smoking weed's punishment was death?
i would be shot.
what if we could breath underwater?
then i would want an underwater bong (and underwater lighter/fire delivery instrument)[and waterproof bud]
what if we couldn't (or didn't) breathe at all?
Then we would have to "Eat" our reefer to get a buzz.
What color will all of the people in the United States be in the next 100 years from all of the cross race breeding that will increase thru the years?
By the way, I take no offense to interacial relations.... I think Black chicks are hot!! And Latin women have the finest booties!!
Holla'
It'd be one messy clean-up.
What if every bad person burst into flames tomorrow?
I dont understand the last question but im gonna keep this thing going anyway.
What if God was one of us....just a fool, like one of us?
I would spaz
What if all religion demanded that we smoked one gram of weed every day?
i'd be religiousQuote:
Originally Posted by smoke it
what if television caused ass cancer?
i would wrap my ass in tin foil and watch telivision
what if you where stuck in 1100 AD Norway?
i would start a huge marijuana bussiness, growing, selling all around the world so it could be legal now, and my family would be rich
what if you were born rich and could afford all the weed you wanted?
i wouldnt be working for $6.60/hr
what if family guy or south park had never been created?
i would find nothing funny otherwise. except for the simpsons.
what if depression never existed?
neither would zoloft, or insert more medications here
what if the alphabet had 10 letters?
Then we all would write shorter sentences.
What if the chicken really did come before the egg?
does it "really" matter?
what strain are you smoking?